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- A little peace offering. - Oh, my God. Wes, the dress? You didn't have to do this. I never should've called you the DUFF, okay? That was stupid. - We good? - We're good. Thank you. You know what's not good is I saw Toby today. He could barely look at me. I think I'm just gonna, like, write him a really long letter just apologizing profusely and, you know, maybe send him an Edible Arrangement. Stop, stop. Edible Arrangement? Look, you don't have to apologize for anything, okay? - Step six... - Let's let the steps go. Step six: Just own it. Grow some balls. Tell him you know the video sucks, but you're into him, and to deal with it. And if he's still weird, he's a jackass. Sometimes it's that simple. Now, I'm off to study Hess's law and how it relates to enthalpic chemical change. Aww. Who are you and what have you done with Wes? Or maybe I'll Google celeb nip slips. Curtains open.
The DUFF
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Step seven: the date. Okay, we need a plan. You think a football team runs on the field without a strategy? Eh... Mm. - Exactly, no. Of course they don't. - No, of course they don't. You want this date to end with you making out, you need to think ahead. So give me the vibe of the restaurant you're going for. Okay, I'm thinking something kind of trendy, you know, kind of hipster, maybe unique? - Done. Dave & Buster's. - Huh? - The place with the metal claw game? - You bet your ass.
The DUFF
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Worst scenario is if you get seated at a table right across from each other. Okay, no one's making out if they're three feet apart. Simple geology. You need a booth, okay? It's better for flirting, not-so-accidental touching, making out. Game on. Wow, I had no idea guys like you even thought about this kind of stuff. Well, that's because you're racist against jocks. You're a jock-cist.
The DUFF