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You ever heard the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword"? Yeah, and in this case, a bunch of kids anonymously typing whatever comments they want feels like an atomic bomb, and that's definitely mightier than a sword. So make your writing have a positive effect. As in a certain homecoming article that's due. Oh, please, Mr. Arthur, the last thing I wanna do is go to a place where everybody hates me and then write about it. I picked you for a reason. And whatever you write, I'm running it as our lead, so make it count. Inspire us. Remember, the pen is mightier than the sword.
The DUFF
23.8s
Uh, in porn, maybe. What's wrong with porn? If this was a porn movie, we wouldn't be sitting on a rock having a conversation. You know, you'd be bringing me a pizza or, um, you know, cleaning my pool. How old is the porn you're watching? That doesn't... That's not... That's not even a thing anymore. - They don't do that? - Ha, ha. All right, you know what?
The DUFF
38.4s
Oh, no, heh, not... I'm not going out with Wes. I'm going out with Toby. Toby's the guy that I like. Right, well, that should be fun. Yeah. I actually kind of feel nervous about it just because I feel like I might say something stupid, - and I don't really know when... - Honey, stop. Believe, retrieve, achieve. It is a mantra that I teach all of my clients who suffer from performance anxiety. Believe it happened yesterday. Retrieve your confidence. Achieve your goals. - Just don't conceive. - Mm. Okay. Well, I'm off to do some believing and hopefully achieving. - Love you, have fun. - Unless there was something else.
The DUFF
27.1s
You're welcome. Come on, let's go. We have a date with the periodic chart. The only periodic chart I know is the one that tells me what time of the month to avoid Madison. Hey! - I'm not gonna high-five you on that. - Come on, science jokes. Know how they say "The hills have eyes"? Well, it turns out the shrubs have bitches - who videotape everything. - Oh, here we go. Well, you don't. Ever been kicked in the nuts? Oh, God, you always come back with that.
The DUFF