- What do you think? - Hey, look at those. - You... You look great. - Thanks. That's enough. - Well, I know my boobs. - Okay. - Can we leave? - Definitely not. We've got the whole place. We are just getting started. Step two: Time to show the world who you are. The truth is, I don't know who you are from your clothes, okay? You need to start dressing more like you, and less like Wreck-It Ralph.
The DUFF
15s
I watch a lot of Project Runway. What's up? Step one: First impressions matter, so take some pride in your appearance. Ladies, this is Bianca. Take good care of her. I'm gonna get the hell out of this section. - Wes, no, don't go. - Ach. - Unibooben. - SÃ, uniboob.
The DUFF
9.8s
Okay, perfect. Hold that pose. Are you filming me? Game tape, for review. This is what you look like when you're not overthinking things, actually having some fun.
The DUFF
5.8s
- Fine. - Dressing rooms are back there, and, uh, maybe try on a new attitude while you're at it.
The DUFF
5.2s
- Nope. - This one might be my favorite yet. It... It's not that bad.
The DUFF
2.8s
Can we please just make this quick?
The DUFF
1.5s
Okay, next.
The DUFF
1.5s
Get in there.
The DUFF
1.9s
So you'll do it?
The DUFF
2.7s
See? Idiot.
The DUFF
17.1s
All right, what are you really looking to get out of your boy, Tony? - Toby. - Tuba? You wanna blow his horn? Put your hand on his instrument? - Little meow, meow, meow. - Ugh. Was that a little laugh? There was a little laugh there. - You laughed. You did laugh. - I had a small stroke. Yeah, like a midget jerking it.
The DUFF
14s
- Yeah. - Yes. On one condition. You gotta ask me in monster voice. - Wesley. Monster voice? - Yeah. - From when we were little? - Mm-hm. - No, I don't... I don't remember it. - You sure? - Yes, I couldn't even... - Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
The DUFF
8.5s
- Yes. All right. - Okay. So, you have to pass the chemistry midterm, okay? - So we'll focus on that first. - Yeah. And where do we start with me?
The DUFF
14.6s
Bianca need Wesley help. - Please, Wesley, help Bianca? - Ha, ha. - There you go. - Not bad. You still got it. So easily amused. - We got a deal? - Yeah.
The DUFF
7.6s
- Okay. - Rip it. Super aggressive. Look, if this is gonna work, you gotta lighten up, and you're gonna have to trust me.
The DUFF
2.8s
- I was just going low, that's all. - Just...
The DUFF
2.6s
- Try to keep it in your pants. - Next.
The DUFF
13.1s
- You sure about that? Ha-ha-ha. Oh, God, please, make it... - Make it go away. It's very bad. - No. Step three, okay? Smile more. You're really cute when you're having fun. So we are off to a great start, smart-ass.
