And then she was all like, "Bitch, if I wanted your opinion, I'd ask." And I was all like, "Bitch, if I cared what you thought, I'd ask." Ugh, my grandma is so annoying. - Ha-ha-ha. - Wesley, what time is it?
The DUFF
1.8s
Hey, Mads.
The DUFF
1.8s
Thanks.
The DUFF
1.6s
Hey, you're welcome.
The DUFF
15.1s
Whoo! We're gonna kick some ass! - Jeez. - I'll see you later, bro. You know those people you grow up with, maybe you took baths with them when you were little, but now they just annoy the shit out of you? I give you Wesley Rush.
The DUFF
1.6s
Oh, shit.
The DUFF
4.9s
Got a second to talk to a fan? Yeah, sure, what's up?
The DUFF
1.6s
Ugh.
The DUFF
1.2s
What?
The DUFF
5.1s
You did. And I thank you. Yeah, that's not where I was going with that.
The DUFF
2.9s
I think this is the first time that you and I have ever really talked.
The DUFF
4s
- Hey, neighbor. - Wesley. Saw you watching some weird Japanese horror movie last night.
The DUFF
10.5s
But they're positive this time. Mr. Arthur was right. Kids started writing to me with their own DUFF stories, and when I posted those, more kids responded until it just became its own thing.
The DUFF
6.7s
We'll find someone. Although Jess' menu of dudes was never-ending, there was only one guy I wanted to be my date.
The DUFF
11.7s
You know that one moment in high school that changes everything? Okay, I think I can probably finish this later. It all started senior year, about a month before homecoming. I was cruising the halls with my two best friends...
The DUFF
11.5s
What does homecoming mean to me? If you asked me at the beginning of senior year, I would've told you, "Absolutely nothing." But tonight, possibly the greatest night of my life, I have changed my tune.
The DUFF
31.5s
Specifically, what homecoming means to me. I mean, not to me. I never went to a dance when I was a kid. - Kind of a nerd. - Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Arthur, heh, but, um, with all due respect, I'm... You're honored and thrilled to lend that Bianca Piper magic? You wanna do your thing and put some stuff in the words and make it pop? That's so nice of you. You don't have to do that. "No, you didn't. I didn't say..." Yes, you did. And thank... "No, I didn't, I didn't." Yes, you did. And I thank you.
