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23.8s
It's like seeing a lion eating some hummus. That doesn't make any sense. I know it doesn't make any sense. You seriously have a problem with me not drinking, after what happened? I don't, but King Arthur does! Oh, this'll be good. What's King Arthur got to do with it? Do you honestly think that King Arthur came back from the Battle of Hastings, fucking rocked up at Arthur's Castle... Camelot. ...walked up to the bar and went, "Hello. Could I have a tap water?" No, because they didn't have running water in Arthurian times.
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20.9s
How much more of this do we have to endure? That was three. There's nine more. Oh, good. Fuck that. I need to eat something. We can get some food in the next pub. As long as it's reasonably healthy. This is Newton Haven. Hardly the heart of the organic revolution. I doubt it's the heart of anything. My wife wanted us to go organic, problem is, I kinda like eating shit. The next pub does shit! Keep up!
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22.5s
Gary! You are out of your mind! What are you talking about? You gave me the sign. What sign? You went to the toilet. Gary, are you serious? I haven't seen you in 20 years. Do you really think I'm going to have sex with you in the ladies' toilet? Well, the disableds is out of order. Gary. What happened? I don't know, maybe one of them put too many paper towels down the toilet. I mean, we don't know what they are thinking, really, do we? No. What happened to you? Nothing.
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20.3s
Do you remember? We used to come in here and listen to him talk about fucking UFOs and lizard people and underwater Nazis. Didn't he spout some bullshit about the Bermuda Triangle actually being a square? No, he said it was two isosceles triangles forming a rhombus. He was your best mate, wasn't he, Steve? No, he wasn't my best mate, Gary. He was a lonely, old guy and I felt a bit sorry for him. That's right. Basil!
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49.5s
Have you got any drugs? I don't do that anymore, Gary. Do what? That. That why you're in a suit, is it? 'Cause drug dealing is not good enough for you? There are no drug dealers anymore, Gary. I've got a proper job in a proper office. You had a proper office. That was the gents' toilets. Nothing wrong with doing your business in the toilet. Look, a lot has changed since you have left. I know. How much do you know? A little. How much is a little? The town has been taken over by robots full of blue stuff. Shh. Keep your voice down. You don't even know what you're talking about. Tell us then. Well, they're not robots. Do you even know what robot means? Course I do. It's like, "Hello, I am a robot." It means "slave" and believe me, they are not slaves. Are you their prisoner? No, I am very happy. Tell your face. Hey! What's going on? The town's been invaded by robots who aren't robots and The Rev's their prisoner. I am not.
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18.3s
You're enjoying this, aren't you? Yeah, five guys on a night out, having a great time. Pretending to have a great time. Are you pretending? If we get out of here alive, I'm going to kill you. We're still in the dark, Gary. Yeah, our families could be in danger for all we know. I know, my mum could be dead. For reals this time.
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