Do you know how much trouble you could get into? Do you know how much trouble I'm already in? What's that supposed to mean? Hey. What the hell is this? Why are we even here? We are here to get annihilated.
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How was the funeral, Gary?
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That was a great night.
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I need a piss actually.
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This is a long piss.
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Pretty much. I mean, she's had a bit of work done. I had to replace the brakes, suspension, exhaust, seats, wheels, paneling, carburetor, manifold, the whole engine, really, mirrors, headlamps. Other than that, she's the same old motor. You could almost say an antique. Well, then let's get this antique on the roadshow.
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What the hell is that? I don't know, but it's definitely not modern art.
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Nothing happened. You don't need to do this, Gary.
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Really? He borrowed £200 off me. And me.
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The backdoor, back door. Let's go.
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Drink up. Let's Boo-Boo.
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Yes. This is more like it.
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Kids. Kids.
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Who was that, O-Man? Don't call me O-Man, Gary. If you must know it was Sam. Sam's here? Sam's here? Is there a fucking echo in here? Yes, Sam's here. She's down from Manchester. We're driving to Mum's tomorrow. What, and she's coming here? Calm down, Steve, I saw her first. Jesus Christ, not this again. Are you fucking kidding me? I saw her first. You really have a selective memory, don't you? Somebody else was saying that. Me. No. I would have remembered. I told you I had a thing about Sam and you proceeded to try and get in her pants at every opportunity. Guys, please. You only liked her after you found out I liked her! That's right, because you did the school play. Cabaret. Cabaret. Because she was in it. And she wore those fishnet stockings and you got a big boner on stage. Jesus Christ. Doesn't matter anyway, she always had a massive wide on for Adrian Keane. I hated that prick. Can we not talk about my sister in relation to, A, massive wide ons, B, Steven's erect penis? All right. Is she still fit, though? I'm not answering that.
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Gary. Willkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. Sam. Would you like a drink? Hey, Steve. She's just got here. Come on. Sam. Would you like a drink? I'll have a vodka tonic, thanks, Steven. Sure. I'm just going to nip to the loo. Cool.
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Hello, Sam. Steven? You've grown, haven't you? Yeah, sideways. You look fantastic. Steroids. Andy, longtime. Hi, Pete. Hi, Sam. All right, big brother?
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- What is that? - Modern art. It's a memorial, isn't it? Yeah. To modern art.
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But if I had to choose three, I would say, "Really, really sad."