Nine pints in and it was us against the world. Things got mental in The Beehive, so we repaired to the bowls club or as we liked to call it, The Smokehouse, which is when it all went fuck up.
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We are fucking leaving and we are never coming back.
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Ever had one of those nights that starts out like any other, but ends up being the best night of your life?
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He thought that was funny. It wasn't meant to be. Not that night.
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Thank you. What about you? That's easy.
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Pete was the baby of the group. He wasn't the kind of kid we'd usually hang out with, but he was good for a laugh. And he was absolutely minted.
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Newton Haven was our hometown. Our playground, our universe. And that night it was the site of a heroic quest. The aim? To conquer The Golden Mile. Twelve pubs along a legendary path of alcoholic Indulgence. There was The First Post, The Old Familiar, The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant, The Two Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King's Head, The Hole in the Wall... All before reaching our destiny, The World's End. We took my car into town. I called it The Beast because she was pretty hairy.
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Please, stand by.
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It never did.
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Yeah, I do.
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There was drinking, there was fun, there was controversy, there were ladies, there were shots, there was drama, and of course, there was drinking.
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What the fuck? Oh, wait, it's the other one.
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By pub five, we were feeling invincible and decided to purchase some herbal refreshment from a man we called The Reverend Green. Pint six put O-Man out of commission, so we carried on without him. Good thing, I bumped into his sister in the next pub, we went into the disableds and I bumped into her again.
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Now, you can either come with us willingly or I'm gonna knock you the fuck out and carry you there myself. You choose. All right. All right. Just think about what you're saying, you know, because you have been drinking. You fuck.
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Sam tagged along for a while, but then I had to let her go. I had another date that night and her name was Amber.
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And so, our journey into manhood began. We were off. We didn't waste any time. We hit pub one and we hit it hard.
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No! It's just one more.
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Steve was a pretty cool guy. We jammed together, chased the girls. I think he saw us as rivals. Sweet, really. And Andy. Andy was my wingman. The one guy I could rely on to back me up. He loved me, and I'm not being funny, but I loved him, too.
