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Well, it's a bit "ooh ducky", innit? That's not very PC, Gary. Get out of the '90s, Pete. There's nothing "ooh ducky" about being teetotal, about walking into a pub after a rugby match and ordering a tap water at a bar packed full of big ugly bastards wearing warpaint. That, my friend, takes confidence, yeah? I'm talking balls. You said it, poof.

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Can't take away that smell, though. I'm sure they tried. Good evening, Raymondo. The prodigal sons return. Eh? Who's on the guest list tonight? Come again? The guest ales. We, sir, are doing The Golden Mile and you have the honor of drawing first blood. What do you recommend? There's one. Crowning Glory.

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Rather fitting. How's that? I'm Gary King. What? So tell me more. About what? Crowning Glory. Is it nutty? Is it foamy? Is it happy? Does it have a surprisingly fruity note which lingers on the tongue? Hmm. It's beer. Hmm. We'll have five of those, please. No. Sorry. Can we have four of those and a tap water, please?

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Hello. Hello, mate. Are you here? Yeah, I've been here for ages. What are you talking about? You get lost on the ring road again?

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This is Newton Haven. What time are you meeting The Twins? Twins? We're all at The Old Familiar. Come by if you want.

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It's a shame, she was a good woman.

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Thank you for reminding me.

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Yeah, he is. Okay. See you soon.

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Nature calls.

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It's pointless arguing with him.

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And that's worse than five dismembered bodies? This is Newton Haven.

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This explains why everything's gone fuck up. Everybody's been replaced by one of these. That's why no one recognized us, Basil, Dave, Raymondo. I thought it was weird' Shane Hawkins. Exactly. it's not us that's changed, it's the town. I'm right, aren't I, Andy? Andy, aren't I right? You're never wrong. No, whatever the fuck's happening, we can't stay in the gents forever. Ten people have entered this toilet in the last five minutes and not a single one has come back out again. That's going to look suspicious. Gay loving.

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Wait, who are you calling? Vanessa. Who's Vanessa? My wife. Why are you calling your wife? Because she's my wife. You just said we don't know how far this goes. I was just thinking about the pub. Oh, well, there's a surprise. I can't get through. Can you get through to Sam? I've got full bars and I'm not getting through. I'm sorry, your call cannot be connected at this time. Must be the network. Holy shit. This is all connected.

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This can't be happening. Can it? You said it, mate. I can't believe it. I know, mate. I can't believe you lied about your mum! That was a white lie! How is that a white lie? She's not dead, is she?

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Wait, wait, wait! Where are you going? To get help. No, don't do that! What, don't get help? We don't know how far this goes.

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What did I miss? Your friends trying to help. We don't need your help. Well, what should we do?

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Hello, Trevor. Hello, sir.

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I understand.

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Hello. Hello, mate. Are you here? Yeah, I've been here for ages. What are you talking about? You get lost on the ring road again?

This is Newton Haven. What time are you meeting The Twins? Twins? We're all at The Old Familiar. Come by if you want.

It's a shame, she was a good woman.

Thank you for reminding me.

Yeah, he is. Okay. See you soon.

Nature calls.

It's pointless arguing with him.

And that's worse than five dismembered bodies? This is Newton Haven.

This can't be happening. Can it? You said it, mate. I can't believe it. I know, mate. I can't believe you lied about your mum! That was a white lie! How is that a white lie? She's not dead, is she?

Wait, wait, wait! Where are you going? To get help. No, don't do that! What, don't get help? We don't know how far this goes.

What did I miss? Your friends trying to help. We don't need your help. Well, what should we do?

Hello, Trevor. Hello, sir.

I understand.