- Buddy! Buddy! - No, no! Keep going! Go without me!
Free Guy
1.7s
- That's tough. No. - No.
Free Guy
2.1s
It's been the best day of my life.
Free Guy
4.2s
You know that this is, like, the dumbest deal in the history of dumb deals, right?
Free Guy
1.2s
Hi.
Free Guy
47.9s
I can't die! I'm never gonna die! Whoo! And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy. The end. - Doesn't make sense. - What? I just checked the server stats. We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change. It's just a glitch, man. - It's not a big deal. - I know, I know. It just seems like that's something new, you know? Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay? You should not talk to Antwan. I just think it's important to be transparent, okay? Uh-uh. No. Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us. So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation. Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer? What are you doing down here dealing with complaints? That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams, desperation, and a mountain of college debt. You do not wanna hear about that.
Free Guy
10.4s
Let me build my own world from there. What about Free City 2? Free City 3? And all pursuant spin-offs? All yours. Just put down the axe.
Free Guy
9.9s
Oh. What, is one the best or the worst? There is literally nothing lower. Well, how do I get to a higher level? - Really? - Really.
Free Guy
1.2s
Thanks, Guy.
Free Guy
2.4s
Higher level? Good Lord, rook.
Free Guy
1.4s
And that's yours.
Free Guy
3.7s
Hmm. I've got to admit that is kind of refreshing.
Free Guy
3.9s
Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child.
Free Guy
1.4s
Come on, Blue Shirt.
Free Guy
11.5s
If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree. Are we talking about God? You've met God? And he's a dick? His name's Antwan, and, yes, he's an absolute troll.
Free Guy
2.9s
See? - Oh. - That's mine.
Free Guy
6.8s
Thank you. Wait. But the world isn't that bad, though, is it? Oh! Pretty bleak.