Oh, let me guess. - Woman with an offbeat sense of humour. - Sense of humour. An obsession with feel-good diva pop. Diva pop. Yes, that's her. She's rented space in my brain and she won't move out. And you know what? I don't want her to. Well, guess what? She won't move either in or out. You know why? 'Cause she doesn't exist. - She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy. - That's cruel. You're cruel. - You're being rotten right now. Rotten. - I'm being real. Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
Free Guy
8.9s
Thank you for making this with such love. You're welcome. Officer Johnny! Have a good one, Guy. Don't have a good day, have a great day!
Free Guy
1.2s
So?
Free Guy
1.7s
Cappuccino.
Free Guy
1.4s
- Okay? - Guy.
Free Guy
1.2s
Yes.
Free Guy
44.7s
Lose the skin! I... Lose? How am I supposed to get rid of my skin? Take it off, man. Just take it off. What are you doing? - What? - Seriously. - The whole thing. The face, the outfit. - How? - Everything. Ditch it. - Take it off. If you don't, we're gonna kill you. - Why? - And we're gonna keep killing you. Still why? Until we do find out who you are, and then we're gonna ban you for life. Okay. No, no. Okay, I want to comply. I just find the order of those threats very confusing. - Somebody's about to get shot. - Light him up! No.
Free Guy
23.6s
Rabbit. Nice skin. Thank you. That's sweet. How'd you get it? Well, uh, mostly genetics, I think. I'm pretty lucky. I have naturally dewy skin. Listen up, Neutrogena. You know you can't go around looking like that. The rules are clear. And another thing. - You can't hack the NPC avatars. - No, sir! - It screws up the mission load... - Screws it up! ...and it makes the game look bad. - Horrible! - Yeah. I got, like, 5% of that.
Free Guy
19.6s
I'm pretty good. I'll see you on the inside. Select your skin. Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with? The ushe. Dirty stripper cop, big guns, bigger moustache. Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it. Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with? Uh, full body moustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid. I'm terrified. Let's do this.
Free Guy
18.3s
Yeah, exactly. Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar. Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done. I tried that, but I, I can't trace him. Whoever it is, they're good. Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy.
Free Guy
11.9s
Hey, Mouser, check this out. What's up, Keys? What am I looking at? Okay, so, this user, he gets his glasses stolen and then killed. The guy was smoked by a non-playable character. An NPC? That's impossible.
Free Guy
11.9s
You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide. Come on, Blue Shirt. You can't escape the rabbit. We're apex predators. All we do is bone and brawl and slit throats.
Free Guy
7s
I tire of these games, Keys. It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch. Okay, bring it. Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.
Free Guy
2.2s
I'm so, so good at this.
Free Guy
12s
We ran into each other the other day, you were humming that great song. Oh, yeah. I thought you were an NPC. How did you find me? I waited outside by the murder train, then I followed you. Shit!
Free Guy
8.6s
Portal gun? That sounds expensive. Wow, you are a special kind of noob. Thank you. You too. Turn around. Okay.
Free Guy
4.7s
Seriously, man. I'm just being honest, I think the bunny suit is just a little much.
Free Guy
4.5s
No, I mean, how did we get from there to wherever this is? You mean the portal gun?