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Look, I don't know if anybody does it, but you could rack experience points up by being a good guy. - Like a hero. - Ooh. Easy, tiger. If you don't wanna shoot people, you could steal their guns. All that shit makes your level go up. Go be the good guy. Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy. Ooh! Ooh. Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity. Off you go. Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've levelled up enough? - Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk. - Whoa. - Bye now. - That's so much more than one. - Like, 99 more. - Bye now. Okay.
Free Guy
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I can't die! I'm never gonna die! Whoo! And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy. The end. - Doesn't make sense. - What? I just checked the server stats. We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change. It's just a glitch, man. - It's not a big deal. - I know, I know. It just seems like that's something new, you know? Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay? You should not talk to Antwan. I just think it's important to be transparent, okay? Uh-uh. No. Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us. So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation. Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer? What are you doing down here dealing with complaints? That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams, desperation, and a mountain of college debt. You do not wanna hear about that.
Free Guy