Standing in front of you, ladies, happens to be the world's biggest a cappella fan. We found you! Hello. Here I am. What can we do for you? So, last week when I was having a tinkle, it occurred to me... Do not, do not!
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You wish, you gorgeous specimen.
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Fo shizzle, dizzle. I'll write that down. Yeah, please.
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Um, yeah, I'm a three-time collegiate a cappella champion, so...
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And you're a cat!
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Ladies, you have dragged the good name of Barden University into the gutter.
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Or it can be something different. It can... Okay. That was amazing, Snoop. Thank you so very much. You can take a small break, man. Everything, perfection. Perfection.
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Ooh.
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No, okay, okay.
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So, have you abandoned your foolish plans to face us at the Worlds?
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Like how all my teeth are from other people.
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Uh, what do you do here?
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Normally, that group is on point, and last night, they were off-point, off-key, and then on the floor. It's a national disgrace. Yeah, but I'd rather be in that limo ride home with the President. Cut to the real President, he'd be like, "That was off the hook!"
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Tiny Mouse! We meet again. Another verbal beatdown. Highlight of my day.
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I wanna produce music. Dax? Can you do me a favor? Turn around right now, and watch this exchange.
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Your little southern exposure in front of our Commander-in-Chief has irreparably damaged the entire institution of a cappella. Just blew it up. Funding is drying up, sponsors are pulling out.
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Happy birthday, Mr. President. The Australian singer who calls herself "Fat Amy" gave the President a birthday gift from down under during last night's celebration held at the historic Kennedy Center. In case you're wondering what I mean by "down under," Chip, I'm talking about her. She showed her to the President.
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No! Okay, she has no underwear on. Oh, my God. We have a commando situation. There is a commando situation on stage! Who is on top of this? - What kind of person... - Holy cow! Take her back up. She's turning. Pull her up already! She's turning. Brace yourselves. No. She's coming. She's coming! Avert your eyes, or take it all in! Make your choice! Not the front! Nobody wants to see the front! Oh, no!
