And what might this be? It's a paperweight to keep down all the paper I'm about to give you. - Well, it looks like a gun. - And it's a paperweight. Seeing how in this country, unlike in our homeland, they're illegal. So is riding your bicycle at night without lights. Laws are there as a guideline. In France, it's illegal to call a pig Napoleon, but just try and stop me.
The Gentlemen
8s
Boss, let me get two burgers on the stove. Get that quick, understand? And I want two chips as well. What is this smell of wee in here? [chattering stops]
The Gentlemen
2.7s
You got your mouthwash muddled up with cat piss.
The Gentlemen
2.9s
You couldn't lift a wheel of cheese, you cunt.
The Gentlemen
3.4s
What about me? [stammers] What could I lift?
The Gentlemen
3.1s
- [gang member 1] Fuck! - [gang member 2] Move, move, move!
The Gentlemen
1.7s
Guess we'll have to get rid of that.
The Gentlemen
23.4s
- So what? - Well, yes, I agree. Perhaps they were just meeting up to talk about holidaying in the Maldives or the long-term implications of leaving the EU. But I filmed it, had it lip-read, translated and transcribed. Rather like the classic 1974 film The Conversation, starring Gene Hackman and John Cazale. You know, Coppola slipped that one out between the Godfathers.
The Gentlemen
10.1s
Killer motor. It's a shame about them rims, though. [boy 2] Yeah, lend us the keys. Put some chrome twenty-twos on that. Hey, my man's got the Dessies and the bootcuts, you know. Deffo linking a jessie.
The Gentlemen
11s
Look at you sweat, bruv. [laughs] Nearly there. Nearly there. Nearly there. [laughs] Lift those legs up. Come on, bro. You should have brought your running shoes today, bro. Trying out for the Olympics, are we?
The Gentlemen
9.9s
[Matthew] I'm here to help, Michael. I'm your friend, your ally, your Santa Claus for all seasons, and I'd like you to know my team of elves can be very persuasive.
The Gentlemen
6.4s
But can't you send Frazier instead? No, I can't send Frazier instead. You're my best man. I want you. [sighs]
The Gentlemen
5.5s
Do your mum and dad a favor and try the impossible, make yourself happy.
