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-What? -That's bullshit. -You're just scared. -No, I'm not. Okay, here's what you need to understand. All right? It's not about getting Eleanor to like you. It's about getting her to respect you, all right? Right now, she just thinks you're some undeserving, -clueless, gold-digging... -Yeah, I got it. ...trashy, unrefined banana. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside. I know what a banana is. When, in reality, you're a super sophisticated, smart professor of freaking game theory. Show her that side of you, you know?
Crazy Rich Asians
1m5s
You're right. Damn straight, I'm right. It's Peik Lin, I'm always right. Yeah, she's like trying to play a game of chicken with me. Where she's like coming at me, and thinking I'm going to swerve like a chicken. But you can't swerve. I'm not gonna swerve. Not for her. No. Chickens are bitches, dude! -And I'm not a chicken. -You're not a chicken. You're gonna roll up to that wedding, you're gonna be like, "Bak-bak, bitch!" Bak-bak, bitch! -Chickens are bitches. -[RACHEL LAUGHS] PEIK: Sorry, Uncle. What are you doing tonight? I was gonna go to FedEx or something. Why? Oh! I have been waiting to do this properly for so long. I'm thinking eyebrow triage, root crimps, maybe some eyelid tape. What do you think? Ugh. All of it. And I would throw in a Korean snail face mask. Sweetie, your skin is so dry, it's hurting my face. Thank you. You know, it's about time someone stood up to Auntie Eleanor. Well, you, not me. Oh, God! She can't know I was ever here. Oh, no. Right. Well, okay, let's get to work. Cappuccinos. -[BELL TOLLING] -[INDISTINCT CHATTERING] [MATERIAL GIRL PLAYING IN CANTONESE]
Crazy Rich Asians
31.7s
Pull the plum Balenciaga, the peach Chloe, the Giambattista, all the Bottegas. Oh, and that Jason Wu with the deconstructed ruffles. And a sandwich for Peik Lin. -Oh! Okay. All right. -Oh. Right. I'm not sure if it's working or if she looks like a clown's tampon. On a heavy day. OLIVER: You look like a flower. A sad, lonely flower no one wants to be around. [GASPS] [ALL CLAMORING] I mean, it's the wedding of the century. So, of course, we're here. It's the natural... [LAUGHS]
Crazy Rich Asians
58.9s
RACHEL: I thought I was here to meet your family, go to your best friend's wedding, eat some good food. Instead, I feel like I'm a villain in a soap opera who's plotting to steal your family fortune. What happened? I mean, I met Amanda. She told me that everyone here thinks that I'm the evil person that prevented you from moving back to Singapore last year, when I didn't even know you were supposed to come home. You have every reason to be upset. I'm not done yet. There was also this gutted, bloody fish that Araminta's friends left for me in my hotel room on my bed next to the words, "Catch this, you gold-digging bitch." Written in big, fat serial-killer letters. Is that all that happened? I mean, please tell me that's all that happened. You know what? I don't even care about those stupid girls with their stupid little designer handbags and sunglasses. I don't care about that. I don't care that your ex-girlfriend told me all this crap. It's that you didn't tell me any of it.
Crazy Rich Asians