Please, stop! We got a kicker, huh? Hey, hold him steady. Hold him steady.
Joker
12.3s
You're gonna kill me. You're gonna give me a heart attack! Don't give me your... No. No. I'm not talking to you until you stop being angry! Okay. Okay.
Joker
7.3s
Happy, I wrote a new letter. Come on, dance with me. For Thomas Wayne. It's important.
Joker
6.6s
You smell like cologne. It's 'cause I just had a big date. Oh.
Joker
3s
Hello, it's good to be here.
Joker
1.7s
Oh, Happy.
Joker
9.5s
I think the guy that did it is a hero. Three less pricks in Gotham City, only a million more to go.
Joker
1.2s
Fuck 'em.
Joker
1.6s
You believe that shit?
Joker
7.8s
Here's one. You know, I was just thinking the other day, why are the rich people...
Joker
10.1s
My mother would say, "You should enjoy it. One day, you'll have to work for a living." "No, I won't, Ma, I'm gonna be a comedian."
Joker
5.2s
I hated school as a kid.
Joker
3.1s
I hated school when I was a kid.
Joker
21.2s
One more time for Sam Morril, y'all. All right, now, this next comic describes himself as a lifelong Gotham resident who from a young age was always told that his purpose in life was to bring laughter and joy into this cold, dark world. Um... Okay. Please help me welcome Arthur Fleck, y'all. Arthur Fleck.
Joker
2.7s
All right, that's my time. Thank you very much, guys.
Joker
2m35s
I'm right here. Excuse me, sir. Does your mother take any medications? - No. - Excuse me, - I couldn't hear you. - No. Sir, when was the last time you spoke to her? I don't know. Mr. Fleck. Sorry to bother you. I'm Detective Garrity. This is my partner, Detective Burke. We had a few questions for you, but you weren't home, so we spoke with your mother. Oh. What did you say to her? Did you do this? What? No. No, no, no. We just asked her some questions, and she got hysterical. Hyperventilating, collapsed and hit her head pretty hard. Yeah. The doctor said she had a stroke. We're sorry to hear about that. But, like I said, I still have some questions for you. They're about the subway killings that happened last week. You've heard about them, right? Yeah. It's horrible. Right. So, we spoke with your boss over at Haha's. He said you were fired for bringing a gun into the children's hospital. - Is that true, Mr. Fleck? - It was a prop. It's part of my act. I'm a party clown. All right. So, why were you fired? They said I wasn't funny enough. Can you imagine that? If you don't mind, I have to go take care of my mother. Your boss also gave us one of your cards. This condition of yours, the laughing, is it real, or some sort of clown thing? - A clown thing? - Yeah. I mean, is it part of your act? What do you think? It's exit only.
Joker
19.9s
And, buddy, as always, thanks for the laughs. I'm sure we'll see you again. You know we'll be here, right? I hope. Tomorrow night, we have Diana Hudson, Greg Gordon, and animal expert, Hugh Little. Thanks for watching. Good night, and always remember, that's life.
Joker
14.5s
And finally, in a world where everyone thinks they could do my job, we got this video tape from Pogo's Comedy Club, right here in Gotham. Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, it'll somehow make you funny. Check out this joker.