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I'm right here. Excuse me, sir. Does your mother take any medications? - No. - Excuse me, - I couldn't hear you. - No. Sir, when was the last time you spoke to her? I don't know. Mr. Fleck. Sorry to bother you. I'm Detective Garrity. This is my partner, Detective Burke. We had a few questions for you, but you weren't home, so we spoke with your mother. Oh. What did you say to her? Did you do this? What? No. No, no, no. We just asked her some questions, and she got hysterical. Hyperventilating, collapsed and hit her head pretty hard. Yeah. The doctor said she had a stroke. We're sorry to hear about that. But, like I said, I still have some questions for you. They're about the subway killings that happened last week. You've heard about them, right? Yeah. It's horrible. Right. So, we spoke with your boss over at Haha's. He said you were fired for bringing a gun into the children's hospital. - Is that true, Mr. Fleck? - It was a prop. It's part of my act. I'm a party clown. All right. So, why were you fired? They said I wasn't funny enough. Can you imagine that? If you don't mind, I have to go take care of my mother. Your boss also gave us one of your cards. This condition of yours, the laughing, is it real, or some sort of clown thing? - A clown thing? - Yeah. I mean, is it part of your act? What do you think? It's exit only.

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And, buddy, as always, thanks for the laughs. I'm sure we'll see you again. You know we'll be here, right? I hope. Tomorrow night, we have Diana Hudson, Greg Gordon, and animal expert, Hugh Little. Thanks for watching. Good night, and always remember, that's life.

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And finally, in a world where everyone thinks they could do my job, we got this video tape from Pogo's Comedy Club, right here in Gotham. Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, it'll somehow make you funny. Check out this joker.

Joker

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So, the other night, I told my youngest son Billy, you know, the new one, the not-so-bright one. I told him, "The garbage strike is still going on, Billy." And he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says, "So, where are we gonna get all our garbage from?"

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Momma, time to wake up and go to bed. Hmm? Oh...

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You want one? Yeah.

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She's gonna be okay.

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That's life.

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Lift.

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You gotta protect yourself out there. Otherwise, you're gonna get fucked.

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What? You think that's funny?

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Come sit. It's starting. Yay, Murray. From NCB Studios in Gotham City, it's Live with Murray Franklin! Tonight, Murray welcomes Sandra Winger... Oh, Sandra Winger's on. ...and the piano stylings of Yeldon and Chantel. Joining Murray, as always, Ellis Drane and his jazz orchestra. And now, without further ado, Murray Franklin.

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Why would you do that, Arthur?

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I have... I have a condition. I'll tell you what you have, you asshole. Whoa!

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Just don't forget to mail it.

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I wasn't bothering him. I was... Just stop.

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Get down! Get the fuck back!

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Hi. What's your name? I'm Bruce. Bruce. I'm Arthur.

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