And finally, tonight, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... ...authorities are saying the city is under siege by scores of rats. And not just any rats, but super rats, who are hard to kill. He must not be getting my letters. Yeah. It's Thomas Wayne, Mom. He's a busy man. Please. I worked for that family for years. The least he could do is write back.
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Hey, you want some French fries?
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It's something I'll address once I have tenure, but for now... She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis, I think I might be in danger of failing your 'Intro to Western Civ, ' and I just want you to know I'm willing to do anything to pass." And I said, "Anything?" And she said...
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♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to show it ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to show it ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to... ♪ Hoyt, please, I love this job. Arthur, I need to know why you brought a gun into a kids' hospital. It's a prop. It's part of my act now. That's bullshit. Bullshit. What kind of clown carries a fucking gun? Besides, Randall told me you tried to buy a .38 off him last week. Randall told you that? You're a fuck-up, Arthur, and a liar. You're fired!
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Ninth Avenue. Next stop, Hunter's Point. Hey!
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Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you.
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Hey!
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I'm sorry.
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Stay down, freak!
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Thomas Wayne, thank you for coming in this morning. It's not funny.
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- Oh, hey. - Hey. Were you following me today? Yeah. I thought that was you. I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. I have a gun. I could come by tomorrow. You're so funny, Arthur. Yeah. You know, I do stand-up comedy. You should maybe come see a show sometime. I could do that. Yeah? Yeah. You'll let me know when? Yeah.
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Who knows?
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And have you thought more about why you were locked up?
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Is something funny, asshole?
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The Murray Franklin Show is taped live before a studio audience in beautiful downtown Gotham City.
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Happy, did you check the mail before you came up? Yeah, Mom.
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So, buddy, tell us, what's so fucking funny? Nothing.
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Both victims were taken to Gotham General. Sounds like the city needs to find the Pied Piper. He'll make a great mayor. Everybody says so. Oh, yeah. Everybody who? Who do you talk to? Well, everybody on the news. He's the only one who could save the city. He owes it to us.