And I could never tell anyone because... Well, I signed some papers. And besides, you can imagine what people would say about Thomas and me. What they'd say about you. What would they say, Mom?
Joker
8.3s
I used to think that my life was a tragedy... ...but now I realize it's a fucking comedy.
Joker
10.6s
A very fine actor. He's got a new movie called American Playboy opening this week across the country. Will you please welcome a good friend of the show, Mr. Ethan Chase.
Joker
1.3s
Hmm.
Joker
10.7s
All right, we got a great show for you tonight. Chuck Conby is here, actress Joanne Mulligan, and new music from Mel Rubin and the Stiffs.
Joker
19.6s
Hello, Mr. Fleck. This is Detective Garrity. We met the other night at Gotham General. My partner and I had a few more questions for you. We stopped by your apartment today, but you weren't home. Please give me a call when you get this message. Again, Detective Garrity, and my number is 212... 99.
Joker
11.6s
Murray wants me on The Murray Franklin Show? Yeah. Isn't that great? He'd love to talk to you, maybe do some of your act? That sound good to you?
Joker
4.1s
Oh, my God! What are you doing in here?
Joker
8.8s
No. Oh, you must be going down to that rally at City Hall. I hear it's gonna be nuts. Oh, is that today?
Joker
1.7s
It's time for bed.
Joker
2.6s
That there was something wrong with me?
Joker
20.8s
Who is this? Oh, hi, this is Shirley Woods. I'm the show booker from Live with Murray Franklin. Is this Arthur? Yes. Hi, Arthur. Well, as I was saying, we've gotten a lot of calls about your clip. Amazing responses. And Murray asked if I would reach out to you to see if you would come on as his guest.
Joker
2.4s
I had a bad day.
Joker
1.5s
There isn't.
Joker
17.7s
Hey, one more. One more, Bobby. All right, let's see one more. I love this guy. It's funny, when I was a little boy and told people I was gonna be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one's laughing now.