♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to show it ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to show it ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to... ♪ Hoyt, please, I love this job. Arthur, I need to know why you brought a gun into a kids' hospital. It's a prop. It's part of my act now. That's bullshit. Bullshit. What kind of clown carries a fucking gun? Besides, Randall told me you tried to buy a .38 off him last week. Randall told you that? You're a fuck-up, Arthur, and a liar. You're fired!
Joker
4.2s
Ninth Avenue. Next stop, Hunter's Point. Hey!
Joker
3.2s
Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you.
Joker
14.9s
It's nice to see these couples out at my show. I have a wife. We love to role-play. - Ooh! - Yes, yes, very sexy. My favorite one right now is professor and senior who really needs to pass my class to graduate.
Joker
3.2s
Jefferson Street. Next stop, Ninth Ave.
Joker
1.5s
Thank you.
Joker
3.2s
Thomas Wayne, thank you for coming in this morning. It's not funny.
Joker
1.9s
Is something funny, asshole?
Joker
5.9s
The Murray Franklin Show is taped live before a studio audience in beautiful downtown Gotham City.
Joker
4s
...and my wife is a senior in my "Intro To Western Civ."
Joker
4.4s
I was wondering if you could ask the doctor to increase my medication.
Joker
1.6s
You sure?
Joker
12.4s
I read it was a guy in full makeup. No, it says right here it was a mask. Either way, I think it's good for business. They got clowns on the front of every newspaper. Big man, what's the good word? Hey.
Joker
54.2s
Like all Wayne employees, past and present, they're family. Did you hear that? I told you, we're family. There now seems to be a groundswell of anti-rich sentiment in the city. It's almost as if our less fortunate residents are taking the side of the killer. Yes, and it's a shame. It's one of the reasons why I'm considering a run for mayor. Gotham's lost its way. What about the eyewitness report of the suspect being a man in a clown mask? Well, it makes total sense to me. What kind of coward would do something that cold-blooded? Someone who hides behind a mask. Someone who is envious of those more fortunate than themselves, yet they're too scared to show their own face. And until those kind of people change for the better, those of us who have made something of our lives will always look at those who haven't as nothing but clowns.
Joker
7.6s
I like that. I like that a lot. Come on down. Come on. For that, you gotta come down. Come on! Come on.