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I'm nervous right now.

Joker

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So, I know you're a comedian. You been working on any new material? You wanna tell us a joke?

Joker

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Oh, my God. I hated school as a kid. But my mother would always say, "You should enjoy it. One day, you'll have to work for a living." "No, I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian."

Joker

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I think... I think most women look at sex like buying a car. You know, like, "Can I see myself in this long-term?" "Is it safe?" "Is it reliable?" "Could it kill me?" Most guys, we look at sex like parking a car. We're like, "There's a spot." "There's another spot. That would work." "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind." "Handicapped? I hope no one sees this."

Joker

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Randall, I'm not supposed to have a gun.

Joker

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Can I help you, pal? I don't know what to say. Do you want an autograph or something? No. My name is Arthur. Penny Fleck is my mother. Jesus. You're the guy that came to my house yesterday. Yes. I'm sorry I just showed up. But my mother told me everything, and I had to talk to you. Look, pal, I'm not your father. What's wrong with you?

Joker

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That's the real me. Happy.

Joker

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You know what's funny?

Joker

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What the fuck!

Joker

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I heard about the beatdown you took.

Joker

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Knock, knock. And you had to look that up?

Joker

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You okay?

Joker

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Burke!

Joker

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- Murray, one small thing. - Yeah. When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker? What's wrong with your real name? That's what you called me on the show. A joker. Do you remember? - Did I? - I don't know. Well, if you say so, kid, you know, Joker it is. It's good. Thanks, Murray.

Joker

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Yeah. This is exactly how I imagined it.

Joker

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Get out! Get outta here! Next stop, Bedford Park.

Joker

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Come on.

Joker

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Well, that makes one of us.

Joker

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I'm nervous right now.

So, I know you're a comedian. You been working on any new material? You wanna tell us a joke?

Oh, my God. I hated school as a kid. But my mother would always say, "You should enjoy it. One day, you'll have to work for a living." "No, I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian."

Randall, I'm not supposed to have a gun.

That's the real me. Happy.

You know what's funny?

What the fuck!

I heard about the beatdown you took.

Knock, knock. And you had to look that up?

You okay?

Burke!

- Murray, one small thing. - Yeah. When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker? What's wrong with your real name? That's what you called me on the show. A joker. Do you remember? - Did I? - I don't know. Well, if you say so, kid, you know, Joker it is. It's good. Thanks, Murray.

Yeah. This is exactly how I imagined it.

Get out! Get outta here! Next stop, Bedford Park.

Come on.

Well, that makes one of us.