You gotta see our next guest for yourself. I'm pretty sure this guy could use a doctor. Oh! Does he have sexual problems? Oh, he looks like he's got a lot of problems.
Joker
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You believe that shit?
Joker
2.8s
Oh, okay. Good for you.
Joker
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Just don't forget to mail it.
Joker
7s
You know how you used to tell me that my laugh was a condition?
Joker
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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's the police, ma'am. Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead.
Joker
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- Oh, hey. - Hey. Were you following me today? Yeah. I thought that was you. I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. I have a gun. I could come by tomorrow. You're so funny, Arthur. Yeah. You know, I do stand-up comedy. You should maybe come see a show sometime. I could do that. Yeah? Yeah. You'll let me know when? Yeah.
Joker
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Both victims were taken to Gotham General. Sounds like the city needs to find the Pied Piper. He'll make a great mayor. Everybody says so. Oh, yeah. Everybody who? Who do you talk to? Well, everybody on the news. He's the only one who could save the city. He owes it to us.
Joker
11.3s
I've been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary. Funny thoughts or observations.
Joker
3s
This building is so awful, isn't it?
Joker
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Here's one. You know, I was just thinking the other day, why are the rich people...
Joker
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So, hey, listen, I don't know if you heard, but the cops have been coming around the shop, talking to all the guys about those subway murders. - And, um... - They didn't talk to me.
Joker
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And I could never tell anyone because... Well, I signed some papers. And besides, you can imagine what people would say about Thomas and me. What they'd say about you. What would they say, Mom?
Joker
1.2s
Hey.
Joker
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Two officers on the train were violently confronted by the crowd, and tonight are in serious but stable condition at Gotham Metropolitan. We're going live now to co-anchor Courtney Weathers, who's standing by outside the Bedford Park Station, near where the shooting took place. Courtney, what's the scene there?
