Well, let me get this straight, you think that killing those guys is funny? I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not. Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn't that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide what's right or wrong. The same way that you decide what's funny or not!
Joker
1m7s
We went over this, Penny. You adopted him. We have all the paperwork right here. That's not true. Thomas had that all made up, so it stayed our secret. You also stood by while one of your boyfriends repeatedly abused your adopted son and battered you. Penny, your son was found tied to a radiator in your filthy apartment. Malnourished with multiple bruises across his body and severe trauma to his head. I never heard him cry. He's always been such a happy little boy.
Joker
7s
Arthur, you're on seven different medications. Surely, they must be doing something.
Joker
2.3s
Thank you.
Joker
3.5s
I hated school as a kid.
Joker
15.1s
Or me. Everybody's telling me that my stand-up's ready for the big clubs. But, Happy, what makes you think you could do that? - What do you mean? - I mean... Don't you have to be funny to be a comedian?
Joker
14.5s
He's an extraordinary man, Happy. He's a very powerful man. We were in love. He said it was best that we not be together because of appearances.
Joker
1.8s
Just thinking of a joke.
Joker
2.3s
I'm gonna be on tonight.
Joker
11.4s
But my mother would always say, "You should enjoy it. One day, you'll have to work for a living." "No, I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian."
Joker
1.2s
Arthur!
Joker
1.9s
He's got a book.
Joker
9.6s
You gotta see our next guest for yourself. I'm pretty sure this guy could use a doctor. Oh! Does he have sexual problems? Oh, he looks like he's got a lot of problems.