Any bullshit, and I'll blow your CIA brains all over that control panel. I know what you're thinking.
Spy
8.1s
Good thing I learned to use that flight simulator app, huh? Congratulations, Penny Morgan. You just blew your cover.
Spy
3.6s
I got it. I think I got... Okay. Okay.
Spy
8.6s
(GROANS) The controls are so sensitive. (FARTING) Oh, God. One of these dead fuckers just shit his pants. Okay, wait a minute.
Spy
3.6s
Not again! Do you have any idea what you're fucking doing?
Spy
2.5s
This one's for Fine. Downdraft!
Spy
17.5s
You're fucking hilarious, huh? I'm a private bodyguard, and your father hired me to protect you. Bodyguard? You? Please. That's funny, because the way I see it, without me... you would currently be crashed in the Alps right now. Or you'd be laying in a morgue with a hole burned in your throat. You little spoiled piece of shit.
Spy
9s
My real name is... Did you come up with your spy name yet? No. Mine would be... Amber Valentine. What are you, a porn star?
Spy
1.4s
And you're wrong.
Spy
4.1s
I'm gonna reach through your fucking body... and rip out your back like a fucking werewolf.
Spy
5.2s
(GROANING) I warned you, you Swedish gummy fish motherfucker! ANTON: Ouch!
Spy
3.9s
So if you wanna live, and you wanna unload that bomb... you stick with me.
Spy
3.7s
Are you okay? No! I've got a dead man's head up my ass.
Spy
3.7s
Why would my father hire somebody like you?
Spy
3.4s
Now put the plane on autopilot and get up.
Spy
1.9s
Okay, bodyguard.
Spy
27.4s
Anton! Ouch! Anton is part of my security team, psycho! Yeah, well, guess what? I don't like his face. I don't like the looks of your face! And who the fuck are you? I'm the person that's gonna cut your dick off and glue it to your forehead... so you look like a limp-dick unicorn. That's who the fuck I am. Your name should be "Mr. Bag o' Dicks"... not "Anton. " Okay. Jesus. Let's just calm down, okay? Does he not look like a bag o' dicks? Enough. I can see why my father liked you now.