Well, we said it now. -5:00, how hard is that? -5:00, yeah, it's easy. - Hi, guys. How are you? - How are you? Sorry about the other night. That wasn't... - Oh! - Yeah, that wasn't cool. No. I mean, listen, I know it's not just you guys. I mean, Jerry's worse than all of you. He's very competitive. When we were kids, we had a contest to see who could hold their breath for the longest underwater. He almost died. He won, but at what cost? Really? Oh, I hope he's this competitive when it comes to being a father.
How come "bi-weekly" means both twice a week and every other week? That's mad confusing and it's just linguistically lazy.
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Come on.
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It's very interesting. You're right. Let's go.
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You seem stressed.
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Incoming!
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I mean, if it seems like we were closer, it's only because we're physically closer because you always ran away. Successfully. You know, I mean, not for nothing, you might actually be the very best person at this game on the planet.
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You know something about Jerry. I can see it in your eyes, you rat fuck.
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All right. Now we got some work to do.
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He dives at me in a pussy-like fashion.
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Well, I mean, no Jerry, no story. You need Jerry for the story? Could you imagine that thing printed out here, framed? - Hanging on the wall? With this guy? - Yeah. Which will get published everywhere. Everyone will see. - Nationally. - Don't you wanna be in the article? Yeah, dude. I would love to be in an article.
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Hoagie's attempts to face me fail because he lacks confidence.
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Sorry. Not cool yet. It's just, you did murder a child. No. She didn't. No, it was a fake miscarriage. Yeah, not the imaginary child that was inside of you, but the actual inner child that lives inside of me got decapitated. Head flew up, did flips in the air, blood spurting everywhere. Hoagie, Jerry has a perfect record, and we're a team now.
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Thanks, Linda. I don't think anybody's gonna be freshening up.
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Hey, Rob, how're you doing, bud? Good to see you. You, too, man.