He doesn't know karate. I don't think he knows karate. Well, then what does he call it when I roundhouse kicked him in 10th grade? Callahan and Chilli did get in a huge fight sophomore year of high school and Callahan did just tag Chilli with a beautiful roundhouse kick. But in Chilli's defense, when Callahan kicked him... He shit in his pants! Yeah, okay, that never happened. And it's nice to actually get an opportunity to address it directly. By all means. I'm all ears. I mean, I was very sweaty. It was warm out. The sweaty ass defense? He's been banging that drum for years. Hottest October on record, if I recall. Look it up. Wall Street Journal, you have fact checkers for this exact scenario, right? Mmm-hmm. Yeah. While you're at it, can you have the fact checkers look into if The Maury Povich Show is staged? 'Cause it feels staged, but he swears it's not staged. But they do the exact same thing every time. What?
Oh, come on. Ken Griffey Jr. enters the league, and what do you say?
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You know something about Jerry. I can see it in your eyes, you rat fuck.
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"No mention of tag is..." - Ridiculous. - It's unreasonable. Thank you, GUYS- Here.
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Well, Lou, that is a real shame because I was gonna introduce you to Rebecca, who is writing an article about tag for The Wall Street Journal. How cool is that? - So cool. - Isn't that exciting? Is there any way that Lou could be in your article? Oh, yeah. Right? It's an interesting angle, right? Probably has to be a story for that to happen, right? What do you mean, there has to be a story?
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I see that you've been rejecting fashion trends and haircuts and maybe hygiene. I respect that. Well, I think respect is the key to the beginning of rebuilding a friendship. - Is that a saying? Maybe? - Yeah, sure. Who said that? I don't know. I wanna hear about this husband of yours.
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Well, that happened. Onward.
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Jerry, how are you in my room right now? We're all in my room. No, of course I'm not there. I'm here. In my basement.
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Uh... I'm pretty sure it's real, guys. I will be so pissed if she didn't have a miscarriage. Chilli!
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. Mental note. Bob slapped Hoagie with his hand. Hoagie is now it.
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What happened? Well, you got chloroformed. Chloroformed? What? Bob took our car, and now we're in a Lyft. We're going to the Sandpiper.
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- I did not. - I didn't either. She looks good. - Great. She always does. - Yeah.
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Wait. You're not leaving. Look, Ms. Crosby, I apologize. Uh, I will have someone from my office reach out to you. We will reschedule this as soon as I'm back in town. Uh, nope.
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White people.
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I told you this wasn't gonna be just another boring corporate profile, right? Right. This is definitely different. And I know I'm no longer the center of the story, which is fine with me. I don't mind giving up the...