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This game, it's given us a reason to be in each other's lives all these years. The last it from each season will live in shame for one year. - So what happens if you lose? - You lose. - You're it. - What does the winner get? There are no winners. Just not losers. I would love to sit here and deconstruct the spirit of competition with everyone, but Jerry's still on the loose, and we've got to get him where it hurts. - Not in the asshole. - Not in the asshole. Obviously. Oh! Guys, let's go to his house. He wouldn't be at his house. It's too obvious. Yeah, it's too obvious, so he's gonna be there. This is Jerry. Maybe it's so obvious that it's not obvious that he will be there. - So he's at the house. - He's not gonna be there. If he's there, then it'll be obvious for him to be there, so he wouldn't be there because he would think that we would automatically come there, obviously.

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Keep your head in the game. You're so good. Come on, we'll go to the bathroom for five minutes. All right. - It's crazy. - Huh. - Hey, you should go talk with her. - No, you should go. Neither of you should.

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Pack your bags. We're going home.

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Hey, there, welcome to Granite Fitness. Get hard, stay hard. Just so you guys know, we're going to be closing in five short minutes, but is there anything I can help you with? Yes, Dave, in fact, there is something you could help us with. How would you like to earn $500?

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- Amendment. - Amendment. Amendment. All right. Get in here. Truce. Truce, bitches.

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Callahan. Where are you, buddy?

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Poor planning. Poor execution.

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Engage no-contact protocol.

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No hand shall touch my body.

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I didn't do anything.

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"He will never be as good as his father." And he's better than his father. - Where are the rings? - You are so wrong! The historical record has proven that I am right. You know what? Time will tell. You will never admit that you are wrong about anything. I'm not wrong. Come on, it's been a while since we've done this. Come here, man.

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He left a message. Um, oh, yeah. Go fuck yourselves. Okay, look. $1,000. All right? Easy money. Jerry won't even know that you sold him out. I got a better idea. Why don't you go back to the little Best Western that you're staying in and jerk each other off in the nude? Why do you keep taking this conversation into a sexual direction? Listen, Dave. $1,500. Don't be an idiot. Not a chance, you dick-sucking homophobes. - Hey! - What?

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Oh, um... He's, um... You know... - Oh, shit! - Hogan's in, uh, the library.

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What exactly are you asking me?

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Buddy? - You scared away the swans. - Hoagie?

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Oh, fuck! You okay, buddy? Oh, just great. Great.

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I know you think she's not cheating on me. But what about the possibility of her knowing that I'm following her to Pilates class, and on the days when it's not Pilates class, that's when she has all the free time to ride random dick.

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And I am unbreakable, boys. Cannot penetrate this Iron Curtain. The vault is closed.

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