Told him I was a vampire. WHAT?! I thought he was joking. He said he was a vampire hunter. You let a vampire hunter into our house? - I didn't let him in, I just gave him my e-mail. - Nick!
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Oh shit.
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We can talk about this,okay? We can talk about this! - I'll kill you! - I'm already dead!
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Get up and stand on this ceiling like a man.
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What's with the fellow? What's with the um, camera? Yeah, we're obviously just here cause there was a phone call from the, a member of the public, um, about a bit of disturbance. Um, some loud noises. - Possibly a forced entry, wasn't there? - Mmm...
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I'll tear out your tongue... ...and shove it down your ass.
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Problems we have with Nick.
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... I'm a vampire.
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Vampire mates don't eat human mates. And no matter how much I want to eat him... ... I will never eat him cause he's my mate.
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We really like him. At first I wanted to kill him. But now I'm glad I've spent the time to get to know him. Yeah, of course he looks delicious with his big red cheeks. But we've all got an agreement that we're not going to eat Stu. - Right? - Right. The guys upstairs, they're... ...they're loving him. That's ... at the start, they were a bit 'Who's this human you're bringing into the house?' But it took them literally two minutes and... ...they like him more than they like me, I reckon.
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I think they offered me biscotti.
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Yeah.
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- No, definitely not. There's nicer ways to go, than being... ... torn apart, by what looks like a pack of dogs, more than, more than just one. - Yeah I'd say so. - These attacks have been happening more & more frequent. They're happening on a monthly basis and and it's just..no good for anybody, okay? Especially not the dogs. Certainly not the community.