Number 1: You brought a human into our house. - Which is a big no-no in the vampire world. - Stu is, Stu is okay though? Yeah, Stu is fine, so I guess we'll just... ... cross that one out.
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... an unwanted visit from a vampire hunter. Crime number 2: This is quite a biggie, Nick.
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I call into session, this trial of Nick, of Wellington.
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The vampire hunter who killed Petyr.
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Problems we have with Nick.
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Read the charges.
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Fucking hell!
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Uh...
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Um... It's a friend who came to our party. Mate, you alright? - He's drunk. - That's what I thought. Drunk guy. Look, you can't just leave him down here like that, okay? This guy's not having a good time. He's gonna feel terrible tomorrow morning. Well, his soul is in hell, so don't worry. Well, I don't know where's his soul's is, but all I am saying is where's his blanket? There's a big slab of concrete on him. - Yeah. - You can move that. - It's definitely not going to be comfortable. - Anything else, in here Minogue? - No, I've seen enough.
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Adhesive, mate. That's a flammable. And then you got a lamp on top of that. - Gee. Directly underneath the power source. - That is quite bad. - It's very bad. - It's a very bad combination -And no smoke detectors again are there? - No. - Yes, there are. - Yes, there are. - Okay, there are. Lots to think about guys. - Yeah, lots to think about there guys. - Next flat-meeting, yeah. Yeah, good thinking, that's the thing, just... - ... have a bit of dialogue about it. - Okay. - They've got a really good point. - Wait! Let's kill them.
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- No... - Well, let's just see what other safety... ...points they have and then maybe we can.
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Okay. Rule number 2: maybe not so many barbeque's inside.
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Not a smoke alarm in sight. No smoke detectors, mate?
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What have we got here?
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- Okay. - Hang on a minute.
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- Yeah, what is that? - This?
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'The Wellington Vampire Association in conjunction with the Lower Hut Vampire Witch Club and the Kuori Zombie Society... invite you to attend The Unholy Masquerade on the night of the 6th of June...
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... starting at 6 PM.' - 666... - Oh, yeah... The Unholy Masquerade of course is great time for the undead community of Wellington. There's zombies there. Vampires, banshees, all having a dance together. It's always a big deal for me.