Vampires don't do dishes. Deacon's like the rebellious young vampire. He's always doing crazy things. Saying crazy things. He's just like the young, bad boy of the group.
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- No, that's not the point though... - Yeah, no, I know, I know... It's not a flat meeting about how cool you are. - I do my flat chores. - No, you don't! - Yes, I do - No, that's why we're having the flat-meeting. The point is Deacon that you have not done the dishes for 5 years. Vladislav is right. It's unacceptable to have so many bloody dishes all over this bench like that... I'm so embarrassed when people come over here. Why does it matter?! You bring them over, you kill them!
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Wanted to have a quick chat about flat responsibilities because.. uh...guys I think that we're not all pulling our weight here. We're not just pointing the finger at you, Deacon. You're a cool guy but you're not pulling your weight in the flat. Well, I'm glad to hear that I'm cool.
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Is Petyr coming? - Should we wait? - Petyr's... ... eight thousand years old. We're not going to have Petyr at the meeting. Okay, so...
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And I walked passed this old creepy castle. and I look at it and think...
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... 'very old and creepy.' And then this creature... ... flies at me!
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It dragged me back to this dark dungeon.
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I got you this chicken.
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... selling my wares...
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One day I was...
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Sorry! He's a really great guy. A bit a of a pervert. He has some pretty old ideas about things. We should get some slaves!
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Like, I kind of... I kind of swept the hallway. Vladislav, is just like... ... this older vampire who grew up in the medieval times. And you know, to be living this long and to have seen the things that he's seen and still like, kind of have it together, I mean, hat's off to him. Bloody hell!
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... pedantic. The washing and the rubbish, I did that. Deacon, on dishes and it still hasn't moved in 5 years. He was an 18th century dandy. So, he can be very fussy. He nags and nags... I went in to the lounge the other day and there was blood all over my nice antique couch. Which one, the red one? Well, it's red now, yeah. If you're going to eat a victim on my nice clean couch put down some newspaper on the floor and some towels. It's not hard to do. We're vampires! We don't put down towels. Some vampires do. Well, not serious ones! When you get 4 vampires in a flat obviously there's going to be a lot of tension. There's tension in any, any flatting situation. It's settled then. We all do our jobs, starting with a certain Deacon... - I will do my dishes! - Good then!
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I don't come in here, often anymore.
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This is my torture chamber.
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When I first became a vampire... ... I was quite tyrannical. I was known for torturing a lot of people.
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Vlad, you were great. You put out the recycling. Which was really cool. And!.. The other day, I dragged mans body down the hallway, and noticed that there was no dust.