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What's wrong with them? Um, vampire eyes. Can't go into the sun.

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Yeah. We can look at her photos. - Ah, oh yes. - Or we can poke her.

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- What? Shit! - Whoo... Nice... If you push images, then we can see pictures of virgins. - Ah, yes. Yes. - Yah, yah...

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- I'm a vampire hunter mate. - No you're not. - I am! - You fucking piece of shit. I'll Skype you! I float. - I can transform into stuff. - Same.

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Perhaps another couple of years. Perhaps 10 years. Hmm? Like one big circle, just biting each others dicks. You know, they don't even wear shirts, they wear blouses. It's, it's just... ... a big homo-erotic dick biting club. And I'm stuck here, ironing their fucking frills. Also clean the bathroom, please. There's blood everywhere. It is gruesome.

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She was so charming and nice. She was everything I wanted. Unfortunately... ... yeah, she was married. Sure, I wanted to kill the guy. I thought about, chopping his head off. Draining him of every drop of blood that he had. Who wouldn't?

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But then, I also saw how happy she was.

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Okay. See you tomorrow.

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One message received.

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Yes! Night time.

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Off to bed please.

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Katherine.

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You show me. You show me some of your vampire stuff. What have I got? Um...

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You're not Twilight. - What's your problem? - You are my problem. Telling the world that we are vampires. And I'll tell the whole world that you're an asshole now as well. Shut up!

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- Ooh, bat fight! - Bat fight! Oh, yah, yah, yah!

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Don't lie about transforming into shit.

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- Shut up! - Guys? - You shut up! - No, you shut up! - No, you shut up. - You shut up. I'm Dracula, man! You're not Dracula! - I'm Dracula! You don't even know who Dracula is! You idiot!

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More, more than anything, just the chips. My favorite food. I can't eat chips.

What We Do in the Shadows

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What's wrong with them? Um, vampire eyes. Can't go into the sun.

Yeah. We can look at her photos. - Ah, oh yes. - Or we can poke her.

- What? Shit! - Whoo... Nice... If you push images, then we can see pictures of virgins. - Ah, yes. Yes. - Yah, yah...

- I'm a vampire hunter mate. - No you're not. - I am! - You fucking piece of shit. I'll Skype you! I float. - I can transform into stuff. - Same.

She was so charming and nice. She was everything I wanted. Unfortunately... ... yeah, she was married. Sure, I wanted to kill the guy. I thought about, chopping his head off. Draining him of every drop of blood that he had. Who wouldn't?

But then, I also saw how happy she was.

Okay. See you tomorrow.

One message received.

Yes! Night time.

Off to bed please.

Katherine.

You show me. You show me some of your vampire stuff. What have I got? Um...

You're not Twilight. - What's your problem? - You are my problem. Telling the world that we are vampires. And I'll tell the whole world that you're an asshole now as well. Shut up!

- Ooh, bat fight! - Bat fight! Oh, yah, yah, yah!

Don't lie about transforming into shit.

- Shut up! - Guys? - You shut up! - No, you shut up! - No, you shut up. - You shut up. I'm Dracula, man! You're not Dracula! - I'm Dracula! You don't even know who Dracula is! You idiot!

More, more than anything, just the chips. My favorite food. I can't eat chips.