Jackie? My penis has disappeared. It's a cobra snake. Nobody's gonna mistake your penis for a cobra, Nick, okay? - Believe you me. - What have you put in my bisghetti? Now it is just a..normal penis. I'm out. I'm out. Josefine? Do you like bisghetti?
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There's worms moving around on my plate. - It is worm like but not actually worms. - It is really bisghetti! We stole that idea from The Lost Boys. But I put a nice twist on it. Nick? How does it feel to have a snake for a penis?
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And then, I would say, ' Why don't you eat some bisghetti?' Please, Nick. Eat some bisghetti.
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... spike my bisghetti, make my cock turn into a snake is not cool. Not cool.
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You don't think this is weird?
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Look, these freaks...
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You will just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it. Let's concentrate on Josefine then. Are you a virgin? I'm not, no. Okay, I'm really sorry. Because I totally... pinned her as a Virgin. She looks like a virgin. She talks like a virgin, I mean...
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But, be better if it was warm? So, this is my favorite trick. We present our guest with a plate of bisghetti.
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Do you like bisghetti? Uh... yep. I usually like it.
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... it sounds cool. I think of it like this...
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Who would have sex with her? I wouldn't.
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If you're going to eat a sandwich..
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I would.
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Oh.
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Petyr bit me. Sucked all my blood out. I woke up in his basement and... ... he offered me some blood. I just thought it was something... ... some German thing that these guys do. The transition, into becoming a vampire was pretty hard.