We'll start in our bedroom, I need that totally boarded up or blacked out somehow. My husband is my familiar. So there's been a dynamic shift there. You could buy a Bedazzler. So write that down. Bedazzler, that's B-E-D... I feel like I'm who I'm really meant to be now.
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So, Katherine is a vampire now. - Yes. - We decide to get together. We just thought, the hell with it, you know. What have we got to lose?
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Is Petyr coming? - Should we wait? - Petyr's... ... eight thousand years old. We're not going to have Petyr at the meeting. Okay, so...
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Did you knit your own jersey?
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Yeah, these are the guys who, um, turned me into a werewolf.
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- Yes. - Hopefully, we won't, you know...
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- How are you brother! - Looking great man! Gentlemen!...you are most welcome!
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I'm the alpha male. - Yes. - So, generally... ... all of the other guys follow me. - For Stu! - For Stu! Thanks guys. What have you done to your face? I got attacked by some werewolves. Ooh!, I met a werewolf. Seemed a very nice person.
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Ah, this is a nice place. Please, don't, ah, don't lick anything or... ... pee on anything. We were worried at first, you know, we thought 'Ooh, they are just going to urinate on everything.' But they actually are really polite and pretty clean. There was obviously that werewolf smell, which permeated the entire house for the first half an hour. But we opened some windows and got rid of that. 'When Stu first suggested the idea,' I thought. No way. You know, walking into the vampire's den. That's ludicrous. That's my hand. But I thought, well...we'll give it a shot. You know, I'm the alpha male, so I made the call.
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It dragged me back to this dark dungeon.
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- They have an electric floor - This is amazing! I'm just so happy to be here.
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... 'very old and creepy.' And then this creature... ... flies at me!
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Pauline and I are tentatively back together. But it's not long before you remember why it was we broke up in the first place.
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... selling my wares...
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Also, did you see the jacket he wore?
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Yeah, these guys have to laugh at my jokes, right guys? Yeah!
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I don't think Nick should have been turned into a vampire.