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Why? Did he work for, like, the squirrel census? No, it was just something we did when it was time for us to spend time together. We didn't even say anything while we did it. All we'd say was stuff like: "Squirrel, seven." "Two squirrels, nine." Jesus. You need to apply for a dad refund immediately. RACHEL: What group am I in? GREG: What? RACHEL: Yesterday you were saying you'd mapped out the entire high school by group. What's my group? Seriously? Yeah. Boring Jewish Senior Girls, Subgroup 2-A. (GRUNTS IN ANNOYANCE) Please appreciate how honest I was just now. You're an asshole.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
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(RAPPING) I'm back for my revenge Stab you in the dick Pardon my French Really? You're gonna stab me in the dick? Go ahead. Stab me in the dick. Just no rapping. Okay? All right? ILL PHIL: (RAPPING) I'll break your eyeball with a fist I got clenched (STUDENTS CLAMORING) Shove your body under another bench Stop rapping! Knock your teeth out with the fist I got clenched I can't do this if you're gonna rap the whole time.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
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This is it! You've gone too far! You've leaked the unleakable secret because you hold nothing sacred. 'Cause you're a dickhead! The foundation of any good working partnership is trust... ...and I can no longer trust you in any way. You'll leak anything to anyone. It's like working with Julian Assange. Assangde. Ass-andge. Damn it!
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl