Everybody's talking at me I don't hear a word they're saying Only the echoes of my mind GREG: So again, if this was a touching, romantic story... ...we'd obviously fall in love and she'd say all the wise, beautiful things... ...that can only be learned in life's twilight or whatever. And then she'd die in my arms.
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No! I'm fine. Go make it. Okay.
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Everyone feels like they have to lie to me and no one realizes how insulting that is.
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It's pretty cute.
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Apparently, she ran away from home once and tried to live there.
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She says it's like a menu for my future, and I was, like, "Sure. "A menu that only has food "that will humiliate me for four years." You have to be less of an idiot about college.
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What? No. I... No. Yeah, so you guys are gonna be getting busy on my brand new Tuscan leather? No. I think- Huh? No, we're not. I don't think so. Nah, I'm just playing with you. But I do hope you get some. It's really gonna depend on what she wants to do. If you really love her, though, you definitely got a shot. Because she'll know.
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(SIGHS) God, yeah...
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(SONG PLAYING) I'll find a place somewhere in the corner I'm gonna waste the rest of my days Just watching patiently from the window Just waiting Seasons change someday Oh, oh, my dreams will pull you Through that garden gate I want to be the wandering sailor We're silhouettes by the light of the moon I sit playing solitaire by the window Just waiting Seasons change, aha You'll see, one day These dreams will pull you through my door And I'll come running to tie your shoe I'll come running to tie your shoe I'll come running to tie your shoe I'll come running to tie your shoe GREG: So, if we make this film, people are gonna be, like: "Oh, Greg and Earl, "they're those weird filmmakers. "They're always creepily filming stuff. "They'll probably sneak into your house one night "and film you while you're sleeping." But people probably already think that, 'cause you gave Rachel those stupid films. (MUFFLED) This is nasty as hell. GREG: So now, I've become completely conspicuous, like all the time. People look at me and think, "Filmmaker." The hell even is this? When they're not already thinking, "Cancer girl's boyfriend." It tastes like a dog's funky-ass butthole. Furthermore, we agreed to do a film that we have no idea what it should look like... ...or sound like, or even be. I mean, what the hell sort of film should we even make? Huh? I mean, what was I thinking? EARL: You were thinking that girl Madison had nice titties. I mean, I like the titties too, but now you got a problem. 'Cause I ain't agreed to do this shit. You did.
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(MUSIC FOR THE FUNERAL OF QUEEN MARY, Z 860 PLAYING)
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Rachel, we just found out the theme for this year's prom: "A Knight to Remember." Knight with a Medieval prom! Isn't prom like six months away? Hi, guys. This is Greg, he's gonna be sitting with us today. Anybody need any spoons? No?
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GREG: And just like that...
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Yeah, I've just been busy.
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I just feel like, you know, for a kid like me...
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...I really, I really can only remember thinking about him as this... ...you know, big, kind of like asshole guy.
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Don't cry. I'm not crying.
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You don't have to pretend. Earl told me you guys were making a movie for me.