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Are you seriously trying to turn this into some stupid sappy lesson? (MCCARTHY SIGHS)

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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It would be like her favorite thing in the entire world... ...and it's like the most important thing you could do.

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The Battle of Antietam was the bloodiest day in American history. (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) Class, what do you have to say for yourselves? ALL: Respect the research. (YELLING) That is what I'm talking about! All right, run for your lives. Save yourselves. Go, go, go, go, go.

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Good work today, everybody.

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(SIGHS) I'm, like, innovatively stupid.

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I'm a fan.

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You gonna go see that girl again?

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Okay. Or another thing you can do is just flat-out pretend to be dead.

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No, seriously. Think about what you're doing here, dickhead. I've been doing my broody Wolverine face on this girl's wall... ...for five and a quarter years, and at this point, I'm probably only still here... ...because she'd feel weirdly guilty or disloyal taking me down. But I'm goddamned if I'm letting a little punk like you waltz in here... ...stupiding up the place! Not on my watch, pal. Greg, what's wrong?

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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"Hey, Rachel. I just want you to remember "that your cancer is all part of God's plan."

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GREG: So if this was a touching romantic story... ...this is probably where a new feeling would wash over me... ...and our eyes would meet and suddenly we would be furiously making out... ...with the fire of a thousand suns.

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That's how India achieved statehood. Here, try it. (GRUNTING)

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Nope. Come on, it's easy.

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There's a lot of pillows in here.

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Mmm-hmm.

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I mean, probably, yeah. You gonna play with them titties? No. It's not like that. Well, that's not right. I mean, this could be her last chance on Earth to be with a man. Don't make this about you. Earl!

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(SIGHS)

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...there are just some things that you can't protect your kid from, you know?

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Are you seriously trying to turn this into some stupid sappy lesson? (MCCARTHY SIGHS)

It would be like her favorite thing in the entire world... ...and it's like the most important thing you could do.

The Battle of Antietam was the bloodiest day in American history. (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) Class, what do you have to say for yourselves? ALL: Respect the research. (YELLING) That is what I'm talking about! All right, run for your lives. Save yourselves. Go, go, go, go, go.

Good work today, everybody.

(SIGHS) I'm, like, innovatively stupid.

I'm a fan.

You gonna go see that girl again?

Okay. Or another thing you can do is just flat-out pretend to be dead.

"Hey, Rachel. I just want you to remember "that your cancer is all part of God's plan."

GREG: So if this was a touching romantic story... ...this is probably where a new feeling would wash over me... ...and our eyes would meet and suddenly we would be furiously making out... ...with the fire of a thousand suns.

That's how India achieved statehood. Here, try it. (GRUNTING)

Nope. Come on, it's easy.

There's a lot of pillows in here.

Mmm-hmm.

I mean, probably, yeah. You gonna play with them titties? No. It's not like that. Well, that's not right. I mean, this could be her last chance on Earth to be with a man. Don't make this about you. Earl!

(SIGHS)

...there are just some things that you can't protect your kid from, you know?