By senior year, I had mastered the languages and customs of its various sovereign states.
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Have you seen me in a tux?
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Now we can get back to our interview.
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Oh. Okay, so you don't wanna hang out? No. Thanks anyways.
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I used to think about it this way: Schenley High School was a world unto itself.
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No, 'cause last time it was about Greg-acil... ...which if you recall comes in convenient gel-tab form. Look, I don't want you hanging out with me. I don't need your stupid pity. It's fine, you can just go. No, no. You got it all wrong. I'm not here 'cause I pity you. I'm actually here because my mom is making me.
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Get passports to everywhere. Just be on low-key good terms with everyone... ...casually interact with them once in a while... ...in a way that is invisible to everyone else.
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Get citizenship in every nation.
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(TYPING)
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GREG: Rachel. Greg, what are you doing here?
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Oh, Greg.
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Just... Just do something nice for me for once and just get out.
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All right, look. I'll just start.
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Sorry, next time I'll bring you some flowers.
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He knew every single European pop song from the 1970s. Every single one.
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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I mean, obviously, somewhere in the world, it's the best of times for someone. Like he's eating all this insane Vietnamese food he just got for free... ...and the woman who delivered the food looks exactly like the hot girl from Pussy Riot and now she's situated in the corner playing unspeakably beautiful melodies on the harp. While he's just going to town on that food. So, yeah, that's the best of times. Meanwhile, some other guy is having his will broken by professional torturers... ...who are suspending him over a crocodile-infested pool of acid. And because it's acid, these crocodiles are just pissed. And they're also piping in that gross smell you get... ...when they spill a bunch of milk in the school parking lot. And this beefy torture dude is just punching the hell out of him. Worst of times: check.
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LeBron James plays basketball. I know who LeBron James is.