What the hell, bro? Don't say it suck, dumb-ass! It does kinda suck. Yeah, but I mean, you gotta do what you gotta do. RACHEL: Yeah, I guess.
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7s
It's like when they make a dog wear human clothes. Have you seen that? It just makes you really sad to look at.
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3.8s
Polar Bears have the purest expression of regret in the animal kingdom.
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5.6s
See, I'm cutting class right in front of you. 'Kay? I'm not a good kid. I'm not.
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3.8s
So that would be a pretty dick move. Come on. (SIGHS) Fine.
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6.1s
Are you going? No, of course not. You should go. No way!
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2.4s
I have stage four cancer.
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2.4s
Right now. Apply early.
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1.8s
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
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21.5s
You guys had quite an adventure. (SIGHS) Being on drugs just really sucks. Being around people on drugs sucks. This whole situation, really sorry, just sucks. I'm sorry. Yo, yo. What the hell is your problem, man? All apologetic and shit, making shit 'bout your sorry ass. Look, that's not what we came here to do. Okay? You wanna help, you gonna take this girl out to get some ice cream.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
9.9s
That one's called Mono Rash. It's based on Rashomon by Kurosawa. Plot's basically just Earl killing people 'cause he has a rash... ...from mono, you know, the STD. (CHUCKLES)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
9.1s
Don't yell at me. So, that's it? Just, to hell with college, to hell with growing up? Greg, don't. Rachel, what the hell is wrong with you? This is your life!
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5.6s
DERRICK: Hey, white boy! Why don't you make me a tulip 'fore I have Doopie come down there and eat your face? (LAUGHS)
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5.1s
Would you two... mice like a little bit of cheese?