That doesn't bother you anymore? Thinking about your mom? Get outta here, Greg. You've done your time. You don't have to hang around with the sick girl anymore.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
10.6s
Man, how did you not know it was the cookies? Man, it was your dumb ass yelling that shit on the bus. ILL PHIL: Yo, Greg! Did you snitch on me? He did snitch on you!
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
5s
Although if you don't go to college, you're also an idiot. But you already knew that.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.3s
You know that you can smoke a hornet?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2s
(GREG BRAYING)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.4s
You can do it.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
17.4s
No, 'cause last time it was about Greg-acil... ...which if you recall comes in convenient gel-tab form. Look, I don't want you hanging out with me. I don't need your stupid pity. It's fine, you can just go. No, no. You got it all wrong. I'm not here 'cause I pity you. I'm actually here because my mom is making me.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
9.7s
P.S.: I'd also like for you to take some of my pillows. They'll want a good home where they'll be loved. P.P.S.: Not in the way you're thinking, that's disgusting.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
5.5s
Oh. Okay, so you don't wanna hang out? No. Thanks anyways.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.7s
Now we can get back to our interview.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2s
I guess he probably did.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.2s
Have you seen me in a tux?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.5s
Love, Rachel.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.8s
(SIGHS)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.2s
Um...
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.7s
And I'm sorry.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
7.5s
Hopefully, it works, because that would mean... ...I have powers from beyond the grave. But you should probably send them something too.