A mature investigation into the nature of violence. Dad, for like the billionth time, you're not allowed to watch these.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
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Uh, do you know any facts about leukemia? Leukemia? Yeah, it's a cancer of the blood and/or bone marrow. Why? Right, so it's pretty spread out in the body? That is a fact, yes. How soon do people die from it? I think it's often pretty treatable, bud. Why do you ask? Well, you know Rachel Kushner has leukemia, right? Wait, Rachel has what?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
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Honestly, it's like you can't go anywhere. You can't escape this (BLEEP) stinking place... ...because you don't know when they call you... ...'cause you're on contract and you're paid to be here, it's (BLEEP) bullshit. Yeah, and it's like, you know, I can't do anything. I'm not a free person. Truly, one of my favorites from your oeuvre.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
4.4s
First of all, if it's that high-stakes, probably won't even be able to get a boner.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
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Did I even say shit about boners? No.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.4s
GREG ON VIDEO: It's bullshit!
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.7s
You know, cancer of the, uh...
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
5.7s
Just so we're straight on this, you're advising a girl with cancer... ...to pretend to be dead.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
3.6s
But this isn't a touching romantic story. Anyway... Yep.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
3.7s
That's exactly what I'm talking about! (LAUGHING)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
12.4s
You know, I'm not the one giving up. I'm not ruining my friend's life by giving up on the whole world. Oh, please, Greg, you should be overjoyed. Now you can go back to your life of being invisible and detached... ...and self-hating.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.4s
(DOOPIE GROWLING)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
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So, anyway, just treat it like a get-well card, you can look into the lens. And, uh... Yeah, it's a video, so you know... ...don't think about it too hard, but just make it good. Start whenever you're ready. STUDENT: Hi, Rachel. I guess I don't really know you that well... ...but I believe in you. You can do it. That's real nice, yo. It's so sweet that your boyfriend is doing this for you. He must really love you. EARL: Girl, that ain't her boyfriend. Oh. I know you're Jewish, but I just wanted you to know that God has a plan for you. You seem like a really cool person. I know we don't really talk. But you've got a lot of friends. And, uh... Out of all the people in this school, I don't hate you.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
6.4s
Everyone was gonna find out sooner or later. Just hate having to share everything about myself. I'm the exact same way.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
5.6s
This is a nice pillow. This pillow is a dude, obviously... ...but it reminds me of this pillow we used to have named Francesca.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
5.3s
You know, one thing you can do if you don't want to talk to anyone... ...is just enter a subhuman state.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
5.1s
(PROJECTOR RUNNING) GREG: Anyway, we liked them so much we started making our own.