- But I don't want to. - It's only a haircut, Nelson. There's nothing to be afraid of. Come in. Take a seat.
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Ooh. Um...
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Stop the train, Jonathan!
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Bull's-eye!
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I'd say you've rather a lot to be proud of. Oh. When we heard the police wanted the popping book for evidence, we thought we'd find Aunt Lucy another present. So we all clubbed together. I pulled in a few favours from my old Air Force chums. And we think she's going to love it. But... what is it?
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Come with us.
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You wanted to get that book so Aunt Lucy could see London, didn't you? It was always her dream. Well, we thought, why look at London in a book when she could see the real thing? Why don't you go and answer that?
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But now she's going to wake up on her birthday with no present and think I've let her down completely. Oh, you great goose! She won't think that at all. Won't she?
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Let's go, lads.
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What are you all doing here? - We wanted to say thank you. - Thank you? - For everything you've done for us. - Yes. If it wasn't for you, we'd never have met. You helped me pass my exam. I would be permanently locked out of my house.
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Ah!
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Oh. Oh. Paddington.
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♪ Listen to the rain on the roof go ♪ Pit pitty pat, pit pitty pat Pitty ♪ Sit, kitty cat We won't get home for hours ♪ Relax and listen to the rain on the roof go ♪ Plunk planka plink, plunk planka plink Planka ♪ Let's have a drink And shelter from the showers ♪ Rain, rain, don't go away Fill up the sky ♪ Rain through the night We'll stay cosy and dry ♪ Listen to the rain on the roof go ♪ Pit pitty pat, plunka plink Plank ♪ Pity that it's not a hurricane ♪ Listen, plink, to the lovely rain Thank you. Thank you. Well, it seems I didn't need the West End after all. Just... a captive audience. What am I like? Guards, lock me up! Oh, wait, you have.
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There you go, lads. Good luck. - Um, Mr McGinty? - What do you want? Well, the thing is, I'm actually innocent. And I wondered if you had any advice on how to clear my name, now that we're friends. Friends? I'm your boss, not your buddy. Oh. Well, after you. Why? So you can stab me in the back? No. Because it's polite. Aunt Lucy said, "If we're kind and polite, the world will be right." You were ahead of me and now you're behind. That makes you a sap. Ingredients are over there. Um, aren't you going to help? Nope. Now get on with it. But there's 500 hungry prisoners coming for breakfast. So we'll need a thousand juicy oranges. Oh, and rule number one: no talking.
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- Hello? - Phoenix. Felicity! What a lovely surprise. I was beginning to think you'd lost my number. I've got two minutes, so we better make it snappy. OK... We're having lunch with a big Broadway producer. Well, wonderful news. Yes, yes! Where does one go? The Ritz, darling!
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Everyone round here knows it was your bear that done it. And this street is a far, far better place without him. What? Oi, it's that mangy dog! You are going to the pound, my son. Barking without a licence in a built-up area. - Give 'em here. - I'll ticket you! I have to sell them under the counter for obvious reasons, but people are buying 'em. - Really? - It's a bloomin' good read. Hm. Made a few people round here think twice about your young bear. You just need to find that thief. Oh, we're trying. Don't suppose you know where he is, do you, Feathers? He's behind you.