Those are nice earrings. Wait, baby. I didn't know you changed your earrings.
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Speak now. Nah, fuck that, Squeeze! We're ready!
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Wow, oh, okay, well let's do this, mu-tha-fuck-ah.
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Do you need help or something?
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I've always wanted to say that.
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Okay, Cassius Green, listen up, okay? This is telemarketing. We're not mappin' the fuckin' human genome here. I don't care if you have experience for this. I'll hire damn near anyone. You know what this bootleg trophy tells me? Tells me the only thing I need to know. You have initiative and you can read.
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So, it says here that you were manager of the Rusty Scupper Restaurant for five years. Hmm? Then, a bank teller at Bank of Oakland between 2014 to 2016? Oh! And you were employee of the month. What's that trophy in the bag there? Oh! Oakland High Moot Court Champion. I'm a salesman at heart.
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You will call as many contacts as you can during your shift, you will read the script that we give you, and you will show up tomorrow happy. Hmm? Thank you. Uh, thank you so much, Mr. Anderson. Ah, one more thing, Cassius... "Stuss." "Stuss"? S.T.T.S. Stick to the script. Stick to the script. Stick to the script. You got it.
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That is intriguing. Mainly... because I was the branch manager at the Bank of Oakland between 2014 and 2016. And you, Mr. Green, you never fucking worked there. And the number that you gave to The Rusty Scupper Restaurant? Is that your friend Salvador's number?
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I didn't know he applied here, too. Might have been helpful if his outgoing message didn't say, "It's Sal, bitches." This trophy and that plaque, did you steal 'em? No, uh, I... made them. Well, I had them... made. Listen, I just really, really need a job.
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Thank you so much.
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Troit!
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Troit!
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We are all sinners, but in every sinner lies a winner. The Lord lifted you from the whore house, you from flop house, you from drop house...
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"Have a Cola and smile, Bitch" "I Got the Shit Kicked Out Of Me". Today, YouTube sensation Cassius Green is here. You had 500 million people watch you get pegged to the noggin and get utterly humiliated. It was effin hilarious. The way your hair went up like that...
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Well, I got a new clip that I need you to play and the only reason I came on the show was because you agreed to show this clip to your 150 million viewers. Well, if you want some ass, you have to bring some ass. So, we'll get ready for an ass whipping, then jump in the shit tank. Then we'll play your clip.
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## Hey, bro. Ain't you the dude from the clip that got hit in the head with the can? No. No, everybody thinks that's me, man. - But that's not me. - What's wrong with your head then? Damn, everybody thinks that's... That's you, that shit is funny! - What the fuck, man?! - Why you lyin'?