Tonight, we will have a transformative experience. In those containers, there are broken cell phones, used bullet casings, and water balloons filled with sheep's blood. Cellphones can only work with the mineral Coltan, which is found in Africa's Congo. The profit involved in this has created hardship and wars. I will stand here. If you feel so moved, you may throw the items in the containers at me. While I'm standing here, I will be reciting excerpts from the timeless Motown-produced movie entitled "The Last Dragon". I'll recite those lines Angela says to Eddie Arcadian as she leaves him.
Sorry to Bother You
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Okay.
Sorry to Bother You
1.2s
Troit!
Sorry to Bother You
1.2s
No problem.
Sorry to Bother You
1.2s
Troit!
Sorry to Bother You
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Just saying sorry is fine.
Sorry to Bother You
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Yeah, I'm alive. Sometimes.
Sorry to Bother You
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That is intriguing. Mainly... because I was the branch manager at the Bank of Oakland between 2014 and 2016. And you, Mr. Green, you never fucking worked there. And the number that you gave to The Rusty Scupper Restaurant? Is that your friend Salvador's number?
Sorry to Bother You
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Troit!
Sorry to Bother You
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But what about when they die?
Sorry to Bother You
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Thank you so much.
Sorry to Bother You
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I didn't know he applied here, too. Might have been helpful if his outgoing message didn't say, "It's Sal, bitches." This trophy and that plaque, did you steal 'em? No, uh, I... made them. Well, I had them... made. Listen, I just really, really need a job.
