My father is in the CIA. He works deep undercover. I've spent my life hiding that, but that's the truth.
The In-Laws
10.9s
I dated a few skanky girls before I met you. I don't really like being a lawyer. Played with LEGOs until I was 17... ...and I go to a colorist because I'm prematurely gray. It's a rinse.
The In-Laws
2.9s
...what the hell is happening?
The In-Laws
2.4s
I keep making myself vulnerable.
The In-Laws
7.9s
That, my friend, is Olga. In Lake Michigan? So much for homeland security.
The In-Laws
2.7s
- What happened? - We broke up.
The In-Laws
3.2s
Quiet! No noise!
The In-Laws
3.2s
Hold on! Hold on! I'm gonna throw up!
The In-Laws
8.9s
Let me rephrase the question. What does the torpedo wind up hitting? - You said you wanted to help. - Oh, my God. That's before I knew the plan! It's a terrible plan!
The In-Laws
1.7s
Look!
The In-Laws
2s
Hi!
The In-Laws
2.4s
...in my fanny pack!
The In-Laws
22.2s
- What are you doing? - Taking preventative measures. To prevent what? May be a torpedo heading towards the wedding. What? - I'm gonna come with you. - Sorry, buddy. It's a one-man job. You drag me around the world when I don't want to go. The one time I want to, you say no? It's my family too. - I'm going. You can't stop me. - Wow, Jer. - Get on. - On this?
The In-Laws
4.2s
- I'll never make a crack again! - Yeah, because we'll be dead!
The In-Laws
2.2s
It's Angela.
The In-Laws
12.9s
What is the plan? The Juliett-class torpedo has an acoustic guidance system. It tracks whatever's making the most noise. So if he pulls the trigger, we've gotta divert the torpedo.
