Please be careful. I have very sensitive underarms. I just don't-- I'm not kidding. Don't do that, please. Please!
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I got you so good, didn't I, Jer?
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Arms up.
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- I love magic tricks! - That's wonderful.
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Guys, let's go.
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So everybody wants this Olga.
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By the way, this fanny pack comes from France.
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Please, gentlemen, walk with me.
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What are you doing? Why are you banging that? Do you know how you put the landing gear down in this? You don't know where the landing gear is? How can you not know that?!
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You son of a-- My husband couldn't possibly be buying a....
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6s
The brace is for getting through metal detectors. Distracts them from the knife in my shoe.
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I see a lot of guns. Did you ever think it's because you want to see the guns? I mean, I look around, I see birds, flowers, beautiful girls. The cup is half-full. You know, you gotta stop, smell the roses.
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- Could you please repeat that? - A stealth nuclear submarine. Missing since 1998. The commander of the fleet, one Alexei Cherkasov...
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Look at you. You're just an old guy pretending to be a little kid.
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So you're buying a submarine. Well, that'll be nice. Wonderful. Now I can take anything anywhere. Cocaine, nuclear devices. Whatever you want, I will move it. That's terrific.
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Were this one year ago, I would torture him to death. But I have made some personal growth. You notice it, right? I noticed right off the bat, Jean-Pierre.
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Oh, my God. Oh, no. What's this shaking? What is that? That's too much! Oh, Jer...