People say they wake up so refreshed. You gave me a roofie.
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What is that, veal jerky? We passed jerky about an hour ago.
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How ethnic?
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- Well, I think it's time for a toast. - Hear, hear. Marc, buddy... ...seems like yesterday you were just starting school.
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This has gotta be the doctor. - Come here. - That's all right. - Come here. Come on. - No, I don't like this.
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- So have you met the bride's family yet? - No, I'm a little worried about that.
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- How'd it go? - Well, I had a minor snag.
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That's very nice. Very, very nice.
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Hi. Since we can't find the bride and the groom, we're just gonna open up the bar. So everybody have a cocktail!
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- What happened? - I said, freeze!
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He's gonna love it.
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We must hold our introduction.
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So you went and called the FBI.
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Were you even there for conception? I bet you mailed your sperm in.
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Okay, I'll sign off on this and fax it to the new caterer and we're done. - The new caterer? - Yeah, you know that. Daddy, you fired another caterer? They weren't caterers. That was a man and his wife and lettuce. Okay. Fine. I didn't even want a caterer, I just wanted six people and a beach, but.... Melissa, this is what you want. This is the wedding you'll remember.