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- Nobody is who they are. - Sounds like you're tripping on drugs, pal.

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I just wanted to apologize and make sure that you don't have any problem with me... - ...that would interfere with the wedding. - There's not gonna be a wedding.

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This one, I think, belongs to Barbra Streisand. - What kind of omelet fillings you want? - You stole Barbra Streisand's plane? I borrowed it. It's not like we're going to the Bahamas or anything. I mean, this is official business.

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- I think I breathed a little! - Don't be such a pussy. Don't call me a pussy! You just made me radioactive with your fissile nuclear waste! Bet you never said that sentence before, Jer. - I don't even know what it means! - Some things you shouldn't know. You probably gave me leukemia! Oh, you're gonna be fine. Now, hop in. I'm not hopping anywhere with you. Jer, we are family. And don't make me do something I don't wanna do. We're not family. There's not gonna be-- I'm going! I'm going! Now, you hold on tight. It's a Cushman. It goes 5 miles an hour. Not this one.

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Yeah. No, I promised Marc. Besides, I owe the guy an apology.

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This isn't funny. There's a girl!

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Hi, there.

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Some doctors like to operate... ...but I believe in exhausting all non-surgical techniques first. This gentleman, however, will need surgery. - What? - I'm sorry. That's my fault. I should've told you that privately. It slipped out. It's not a big deal. At worst, you'd lose a toe. - Oh, my God. - It rarely happens.

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What's so funny?

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Oh, no, no. Oh, don't rape me.

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Jer, I'm worried about you. You just don't look good. Let me get you a glass of water. What's the plane situation? Will I make it to Thibodoux's in time? It shouldn't be a problem. You have tailwinds. He's expecting you at 3. - You want me with you, I can rejig. - Here you go. No, I need you here. I wanna make sure Cherkasov is okay with the Chicago drop. Jer. Jer. Don't go there, Jer. Jer.

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Hey, Jer.

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- An arms dealer and a smart-ass. - Arms dealer? - What happened to pimp? - Fine. You're a pimp. - No, I'm nothing! It's him! - Who?

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I will not only get you tickets, I will get you backstage. And if we're really lucky, you'll have coffee with her, okay?

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What do you mean? When I thought I was gonna die, you know what image is in my head? No. I'm thinking of that look my daughter gave me up there. I've given her these things she doesn't want, and the one time she needs me... ...where am I? I'm with you! Something you should work on, Jer. - What did you say? - I said-- I have to work on that? The worst father in the universe is telling me I gotta work on something? Do you know in the last three months I have spent almost every day with your kid? Have you seen him even once?

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- Okay, pal, let's get the hell out of here. - No, no. I am done! I'm finished with you! I mean it!

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- What the hell is that? - I don't know. I've always hated it.

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All right, gorgeous, you arrange for the plane. I'll be right back. Are you sure about this? We've got the FBI on us like trailer trash on Velveeta.

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