Would you please leave right now? Five minutes, a cup of coffee. I just want to iron out a couple of things. If I give you five minutes, will you leave me alone forever? Of course I will. I need five minutes. All right? Just relax. I'll be right back.
The In-Laws
12s
Do you know what a remarkable teacher you have here? This man was chosen Chicago's Podiatrist of the Year three years in a row! So let's give him a hand, huh?
The In-Laws
8.2s
I just wanted to apologize and make sure that you don't have any problem with me... - ...that would interfere with the wedding. - There's not gonna be a wedding.
The In-Laws
5.1s
Yeah. No, I promised Marc. Besides, I owe the guy an apology.
The In-Laws
3.8s
- Would you like us to step outside, sir? - No, I wouldn't.
The In-Laws
4.5s
Okay, guys, let's try and keep a low profile.
The In-Laws
2.2s
- What happened? - I said, freeze!
The In-Laws
1.6s
What?
The In-Laws
33.2s
- I think I breathed a little! - Don't be such a pussy. Don't call me a pussy! You just made me radioactive with your fissile nuclear waste! Bet you never said that sentence before, Jer. - I don't even know what it means! - Some things you shouldn't know. You probably gave me leukemia! Oh, you're gonna be fine. Now, hop in. I'm not hopping anywhere with you. Jer, we are family. And don't make me do something I don't wanna do. We're not family. There's not gonna be-- I'm going! I'm going! Now, you hold on tight. It's a Cushman. It goes 5 miles an hour. Not this one.
The In-Laws
2.2s
Get that out!
The In-Laws
3s
- There he is! He's inside! Let's move! - Go!
The In-Laws
2.2s
Okay. I hear you.
The In-Laws
20s
Some doctors like to operate... ...but I believe in exhausting all non-surgical techniques first. This gentleman, however, will need surgery. - What? - I'm sorry. That's my fault. I should've told you that privately. It slipped out. It's not a big deal. At worst, you'd lose a toe. - Oh, my God. - It rarely happens.
The In-Laws
7.3s
Listen, while I got you here... ...I wanted to tell you I'm so sorry I had to drag you through all this. All right, there's a car!
