Mom's gonna fucking freak. Whoa, you can't tell Mom. Why not? She loves all this New Age shit. Seriously... ...you can't tell anybody. Not Mom, not Susie. No one. This is amazing. How can I not tell? They'll think she's a freak. We're gonna pretend she's your girlfriend? She is my girlfriend.
Ruby Sparks
6.1s
Seriously? Why not? Your girlfriend. Stranger things have happened. I don't think so.
Ruby Sparks
33.3s
You could, like, tweak things if you wanted. Tweak? What do you mean? I don't know, like anything. Big tits, long legs... I like her little legs. Know how many times I wanted a button... ...to make Susie stop doing all the annoying shit she does? I mean, you could get blow jobs whenever you wanted. Ruby loves giving blow jobs. Now, but what about in a couple months or days? Women are mysterious creatures. I still look at Susie like: "Who are you? Who are you?" I know Ruby, Harry. I wrote her. So you can make her, like, do anything.
Ruby Sparks
2.4s
HARRY: That was insane!
Ruby Sparks
4s
You didn't even notice I was gone.
Ruby Sparks
2.8s
Oh, Calvin.
Ruby Sparks
26.1s
CALVIN: Hello? CYRUS [OVER PHONE]: Look who answered their phone. Cyrus, hey. Sorry, I've been busy. No worries, man. Busy writing? Uh, yeah. Yeah? Good, that's great. I keep telling them you're working on it. The publishers are getting anxious about the new book... Right, the new book. You seemed excited about it a while back... I'm out right now... Any progress since then? Can I give them some time line...? Cyrus, I'm gonna call you back. What?
Ruby Sparks
2.4s
[PHONE RINGS]
Ruby Sparks
4.2s
Okay. Um, have a great time.
Ruby Sparks
2.9s
What are you asking me? If it's moral? I don't know.
Ruby Sparks
6.9s
When? Why didn't you tell me? You had a lot going on. And she came back.
Ruby Sparks
4.4s
But I still think about it. I could lose her any moment.
Ruby Sparks
5.7s
So I made her happy... RUBY: I'm a queen! ...and now she's like this all the time. [RUBY GIGGLING]
Ruby Sparks
1.9s
She wasn't happy.
Ruby Sparks
10.5s
Writing again. RUBY: All right! Meow! Meow! Meow! Oh. Hi. How's it going? RUBY: Good. Her tits? No.
Ruby Sparks
4.5s
What if I told you I was writing again? RUBY: Oh, no, he kicked me. Hey, that's fantastic.
Ruby Sparks
9.4s
Miles. Yay, Miles. Thanks. RUBY: He's a water baby. Can I ask something? RUBY: I'm coming to get you. Shoot.