I have wonderful news. Comrade Stalin loved tonight's concerto and would like a recording of it right away, which we don't have, for reasons that are myriad and complex and... But meanwhile the concerto we just played will be played again. And this time we will record it and we will applaud it.
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Well, half the audience have gone. The acoustic will be very lively.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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I love that grenade story.
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You wanna go there?
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You wanna know where fucking Polnikov is?
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Take your seats. Take your fucking seats. Don't worry, nobody's gonna get killed, I promise you. This is just a musical emergency. Take your seats. That's it. Nobody be alarmed. It's fine. Sit down! Do not defy me! Sit your arses down!
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Adios.
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- Oh, is there one in your pocket? - No, no, come on. No, not again! No, don't you... God damn it! Caught red-handed. Well, I would die for the Motherland!
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Tell me you understand my instructions. I understand your instructions. Good. Shh, shh.
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Tell them Beria is on his way.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Which doctor have you called? Well, the subject's currently under discussion. As Acting General Secretary, I think that, well, the Committee should decide. The Committee? But our actual General Secretary is lying in a puddle of indignity. I mean, I think he's saying, "Get me a doctor now." No, I don't agree. I think we should wait until we're quorate. Quorate? The room is only 75 percent conscious! - Are you wearing pyjamas? - Yeah. So? - Why? - Because I act, Lavrenti.
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Oh, don't worry about him. Those ears are full of blood anyway.
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Sorry to interrupt, Comrade Minister. It's Comrade Stalin.
