What the fuck happened last night? Hey, Phil, am I missing a tooth?
The Hangover
3.7s
STU: There it is. PHIL: Hear, hear. DOUG: Hey, thanks, guys.
The Hangover
2.2s
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
The Hangover
1.5s
[GRUNTS]
The Hangover
1.7s
Vegas.
The Hangover
22.7s
- Whose are those? - I don't know. It's a men's size 6. - That's weird. - What is this, a snakeskin? Oh, come on! Ew! - That's a used condom, Alan. - Oh, God. Blech! - Get it out of the car. STU: Gross, it's wet. - I don't want the thing. - Hey! Come on. I got jizz on me. Jesus Christ, guys! STU: Get it out. PHIL: Fuck!
The Hangover
14.8s
Thanks again, champ. And, uh, again, we are so sorry we stole your tiger. Don't worry about it, man. Like you said, we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. [LAUGHING] - I told you he'd get it. - I did say that.
The Hangover
10.8s
Tracy did mention that we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit. STU: And one water.
The Hangover
7.7s
- Can I ask you another question? LISA: Sure. You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesars Palace, is it? What do you mean?
The Hangover
3.7s
ALAN: Hey, I found him! He's over here! - Oh, shit.
The Hangover
4.9s
Just get me home. Mm-hm. Just get me home.
The Hangover
2.7s
That's it. Shut up, bitches.
The Hangover
2.2s
[SINGING "CANDY SHOP"]
The Hangover
3.4s
How can a cake cost $1400?
The Hangover
37s
So I have you in a two-bedroom suite on the 12th floor, is that okay? It sounds perfect. Actually, I was wondering if you had any villas. - We're not even gonna be in the room. - It's unnecessary. No big deal. We can share beds. It's one night. If we're share beds, I'm bunking with Phil. - You good with that? - No, I'm not. Guys, we are not sharing beds. What are we, 12 years old? Lisa, I apologize. How much is the villa? Well, we have one villa available, and it's 4200 for the night. - Is it awesome? - It's pretty awesome. - We'll take it. Give her your credit card. - I can't give her my credit card. - We'll split it. - Are you crazy? No, this is on us.
The Hangover
11.8s
You don't get it. Melissa checks my statements. We just need a credit card on file. We won't charge you until check out, so you can figure it out then. That's perfect. Thank you, Lisa. We'll deal with it tomorrow. Come on.
